I am a woman and i have to agree! Do you ladies?? (and guys)?

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The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story, I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with

with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a f

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

Answer 1

I have seen this MANY times. A few of those can apply to both sexes. Like, yes and no are acceptable answers; subtle hints do not work (women are not mind readers either!); and the one about not bringing up something we said six months ago in a current argument (I hate that!) I personally think not one sex is better than the other and we all need to treat each other with common courtesy and respect. The toliet seat issue falls into that category, it's just plain common courtesy. I happen to love men and everything that goes with them.

Answer 2

You forgot to mention that it's impossible for a guy to win an argument with us, because we never forget anything that can be used Against them, at a later date. just confuses them, and we win.

Answer 3

Really rather informative, I will bear it in mind if I ever choose to be with a stereotypical man, or become a stereotypical woman...

Answer 4

I've seen these before. I'd like to know who made up this list and I'd personally shoot him/her (?). And I'm a guy... Lol, the irony.

Answer 5

i found it amusing! but, the toilet seat stays down in my house! gotta draw the line somewhere...

Answer 6

hmm- my rule is: men should bow down to women and grovel at our feet.

Answer 7

didnt read it but 2 point

Answer 8

yes, i agree. but girls are just like that. they just have to bear with us, if they like us, agree? hees.. :)

Answer 9

nice one.

Answer 10

most men suck hard!!! testosterone is no excuse for being a turd!