Seargant major calls up the Irish soldier and says to him; Murphy, I want you to go on foot to the shore and meet the carrier pigeon. Important message coming in and you're the only one brave enough to go and get it. So off he goes, when he gets to the enemy front he has to get through a line of horseback cavalry, swordsmen, even has archers shooting at him. He has to cross ditches and wire fences, climb over walls and through bushes, always under attack, but he meets the pigeon and makes it back to the barracks after two days, exhausted and starving with all his clothes torn and his beret hanging by a thread.
Seargent major comes marching up to him as soon as he arrives back and says; Murphy, well done old boy, you made it back in one piece; what was the message?
Murphy says: COO-OO-OO
2006-08-22
04:21:40
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