Entertainment & Music - 22 August 2006

2006-08-22 05:06:21 · 4 answers · asked by In Love 2 in Television

Are they still singing "Wouldn't it be nice if we were OLDER"?

If they get any older, we'll have to call them The Dead Boys...
The Dead Boys were a cool punk band from the late 70's featuring Stiv Bator.

2006-08-22 05:06:03 · 5 answers · asked by Funnyaccountant 4 in Music

This is a poll, thank you! And if your day is not so happy, how can I make you smile?

2006-08-22 05:06:00 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

ok we all know boy cow's have horn's right well they put the wrong this on the boy's cause if you ask me those thing's they have look like milking boob's to me on the boy cows

2006-08-22 05:05:49 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

in the 7th book harry potter dies but someone else is also gonna die too do you know who it is?

2006-08-22 05:05:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Me and my friends are having a debate about wether colin farrel is sexy or not, I think he is absolutly stunning but my friends reckon he could do with a good bath and hair cut. But for me its not just the looks its the attitude!!

2006-08-22 05:05:04 · 18 answers · asked by Elliott_Ward 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-22 05:04:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why bother to be here if you don't care about what people ask?

2006-08-22 05:04:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

2006-08-22 05:04:16 · 4 answers · asked by Bruce W. 4 in Music

in the 7th book harry potter dies but someone else is also gonna die too do you know who it is?

2006-08-22 05:02:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

apparently she had a stillborn baby and buried it in a park apparently the police are now involved it just seems a really shocking thing to admit to after twenty years

2006-08-22 05:02:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

PS music should be under art and moives should be called film and also be under art

2006-08-22 05:02:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

shah rukh khan's home address, office or fanmail

2006-08-22 05:01:57 · 17 answers · asked by shira87 1 in Celebrities

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Fool's love their jobs; but jobs love the freaking fools even more!

Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World (some of these are pretty funny.)

On a French passenger jet:
Live West under Your Seat.

In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

In a Yugoslav hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today: no ice cream.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Two signs from a Mallorcan shop entrance:
English well talking. Here speeching American.

At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own asz?

At a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live  together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable foods, give it to the guard on duty.

At the office of a Rome doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

At an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

At a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Strange Signs in London

Spotted on a bathroom of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-22 05:01:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-22 05:01:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

On Gilmore Girls, they always show Lorelai eating junk food. But she's so tiny! Is she really eating, or is that fake food (like props)? Also, when they show sex scenes on tv, are the actors really having sex? Or is is fake? How do they do that?

2006-08-22 05:00:55 · 17 answers · asked by barbaraspice 1 in Television

The Wicker Man, World Trade Center, Ghost Rider all coming out around the same time. One of these movies, if not two, will suffer.
Which movie do you think?

2006-08-22 05:00:34 · 7 answers · asked by firewitch 2 in Movies

2006-08-22 05:00:06 · 5 answers · asked by ninjamonkey00001 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-22 04:59:33 · 6 answers · asked by andy 3 in Movies

I'm so sleepy, I want to get back in my bed.

2006-08-22 04:59:26 · 20 answers · asked by Coco 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please pick just one movie.

2006-08-22 04:59:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-22 04:58:41 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 04:58:07 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

what do you think of my Icon picture and my nickname? well its not my picture but my real name is Miranda Wheeler.

2006-08-22 04:58:01 · 15 answers · asked by ¤Forever¤ 3 in Polls & Surveys

"I'm trying to smoke a bowl and can't find my lighter, what do I do?" without getting reported? C'mon..get a life people. If you don't LIKE the question DON'T ANSWER IT...simple as that.

2006-08-22 04:57:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 04:57:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I have a chamois I been using on my car for a year or so. It's in good shape. it's about 18 inches by 12 so I can cut off a one foot by 6inch section. Has anyone done this (or used a chamois bought for the purpose?)
Will it leave "hazing" or tiny scratches on the finish.
Will a chamois help to keep the fretboard clean (especially with a good wipedown during string changes)?

2006-08-22 04:57:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-22 04:57:24 · 3 answers · asked by Steel Rocker 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 04:57:19 · 6 answers · asked by Not Spoiled Just Loved♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Most people say hot makes them sleepy but cold makes me sleepy. When its hot I'm miseable and can't sleep but when its cold I just think of cuddling under a warm blanket.

2006-08-22 04:56:18 · 20 answers · asked by Coco 5 in Polls & Surveys