Entertainment & Music - 19 August 2006

Don't get me wrong. There are some great looking, talented celebs in the business; like Tom Hanks and Mel Gibson (aside from his DUI thingy...I hope he's suspended from driving for awhile).

However, I'm sick of the untalented actors and actresses that permeate Hollywood (i.e. Tom Cruise, Jessica Simpson, etc). Some of them even use plastic surgery to "enhance" their appearance when it does the opposite.

2006-08-19 19:51:23 · 9 answers · asked by chrstnwrtr 7 in Celebrities

What is the race of Fergie from the Black Eyed peas ?

2006-08-19 19:51:20 · 8 answers · asked by Camille 2 in Celebrities

for me its christina aguilera..........

2006-08-19 19:51:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-19 19:50:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Should I smoke another joint before I go to bed or save it for the morning?

2006-08-19 19:50:00 · 10 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Polls & Surveys

If you take a long time, you're slow.
BUT if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

If you don't do it, you're lazy.
BUT if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

If you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
BUT if your boss makes a mistake, he's "only human".

If you're on a day off sick, you're "always" sick.
BUT if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
BUT if your boss does it, he's being firm.

If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
BUT if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

If you please your boss, you're a boot-licker.
BUT if your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.

If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
BUT if your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
BUT if your boss is out of the office, he's away for important meetings.

If you ask to leave early, you must be going for an interview.
BUT if your boss takes the afternoon off, it's because he's overworked.

2006-08-19 19:49:44 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is your most embarrassing moment?

2006-08-19 19:48:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f-u-c-king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f-u-c-king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f-u-c-king beak to the bar, you irritating b-a-s-t-a-r-d of a f-u-c-king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

2006-08-19 19:47:57 · 16 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 19:47:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I loved that show where the dog dressed up as different "great books" characters, like Hamlet, etc.

2006-08-19 19:46:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A little girl was talking to President Bush about whales.

Mr. Bush told her that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the President reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

Mr. Bush asked, "What if Jonah went to the other place?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

2006-08-19 19:45:42 · 18 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 19:45:27 · 11 answers · asked by cello_drama 2 in Television

to dance?

2006-08-19 19:45:06 · 40 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

i just want to know what is so great about him other than his singing

2006-08-19 19:44:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-19 19:44:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first guy turns to the other one and says, "You know, last week I discovered if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense it carries you back into the window."

The Bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing.

The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way that could happen!"

"No, it's true" said the first guy. "Let me prove it to you". He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the wind whips him in the window, and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The second guy is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but it must've been a fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"

"No, I'll prove it again" says the first man as he jumps. Again, just his body hurtles towards the street, the wind whips him into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it.

"Well, what the heck" the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try." He jumps over the balcony and rapidly plunges downwards, his body hits the pavement with a loud splat.

Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to the first drinker, and shakes his head and says "You know, Superman, sometimes you're a real b-a-s-t-a-r-d when you drink."

2006-08-19 19:44:35 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

have sex on ur hunny moon if so was it everyday or just once...
thanks its just a poll

2006-08-19 19:44:28 · 5 answers · asked by dsfa 1 in Polls & Surveys

johny depp ,Chris brown ,jamie fox or 50 cent?

2006-08-19 19:44:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whos ur fav band..

2006-08-19 19:43:52 · 19 answers · asked by emily 1 in Music

2006-08-19 19:43:31 · 15 answers · asked by prettyricky005 1 in Other - Entertainment

Who else thinks Buckwild from The Flavor of Love is fake and just stupid

2006-08-19 19:43:31 · 8 answers · asked by Tootsie 2 in Television

2006-08-19 19:42:26 · 24 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

Me and my ex-girlfriend was caught in a photo booth in the mall by another couple they just said sorry an ran off laughing.

2006-08-19 19:41:39 · 16 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Polls & Surveys

Chucky has a half sister named Liea. She not invited to the familys long lost reunion dinner, or my next wedding or for Thanksgiving. Even if she brings rice, the door is closed.

2006-08-19 19:41:17 · 2 answers · asked by CHUCKY SKYWALKER 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 19:40:32 · 4 answers · asked by cello_drama 2 in Movies

because my friend has this boy friend and he is a ******* *** hole and she dosent really want to be with him so i was just wondering

2006-08-19 19:39:53 · 14 answers · asked by bobbybraunecker 1 in Horoscopes

2006-08-19 19:37:55 · 9 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Polls & Surveys

Come and listen to this story 'bout a man named Jed,
a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
But, then one day while he was shootin at some food,
Well up from the ground came a bubblin crude...

2006-08-19 19:37:44 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Television

2006-08-19 19:36:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mike G 2 in Television

2006-08-19 19:35:44 · 7 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Polls & Surveys