A little girl was talking to President Bush about whales.
Mr. Bush told her that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the President reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
Mr. Bush asked, "What if Jonah went to the other place?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
2006-08-19 19:45:42 · 18 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO! Oh my god! You made my night with that.
2006-08-19 19:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Abtsolutely 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Maybe he was swallowed by a whale shark, or by some other species that mediteranean fisherman hunted to extinction.
Who said the little girl knows anything.
See how impudent she is, I am sure she will get to spend plenty of time in hell.
Maybe you and she can share a coal.
I didn't vote for Bush, but that is a stupid joke.
It is a stupid joke because it doesn't capitalize on any inherent point of irony or twist of plot in the joke, but more on certain people's intense disaffection for the current president.
I should know, see how many liberal jokes I have told.
Not for a second do I think that the joke is particularly funny, and indeed any liberal doesn't find it funny, but it simply amuses me and my philosophical cronies to make fun of liberals.
2006-08-20 02:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still
alive," in the newspapers, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her
aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could
solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue
as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell
the President he's holding the message upside down".
2006-08-20 02:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up! 10/10!
2006-08-20 05:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by ho R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha good 1
2006-08-20 03:00:26 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm from canada and i like Bush, he may be an idiot, but he isnt affraid to kick some ***...all you ppl who think the Iraqi war was a mistake are religous...we needed to get rid of sadaam regardless of whether we found something...you clearly gave him too much time to hide the stuff...bush is dumb, but sadly we need him to kick some ***...the world doesnt need terroists
2006-08-20 02:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by spiker87 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amen, to that! GW will definely be in the other place!
2006-08-20 02:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Pam M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
president BUSH is a f*cking whale!!!!
2006-08-20 03:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by shy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....awesome joke.....10 out of 10
2006-08-20 02:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah someone has told this too but still humorous â¥
2006-08-20 02:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
president Bush is not very intelligent...so i don't find this amazing.
2006-08-20 02:49:01 · answer #11 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋