Empire State Jump?

Question

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first guy turns to the other one and says, "You know, last week I discovered if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense it carries you back into the window."

The Bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing.

The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way that could happen!"

"No, it's true" said the first guy. "Let me prove it to you". He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the wind whips him in the window, and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The second guy is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but it must've been a fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"

"No, I'll prove it again" says the first man as he jumps. Again, just his body hurtles towards the street, the wind whips him into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it.

"Well, what the heck" the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try." He jumps over the balcony and rapidly plunges downwards, his body hits the pavement with a loud splat.

Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to the first drinker, and shakes his head and says "You know, Superman, sometimes you're a real b-a-s-t-a-r-d when you drink."

Answer 1

remind me not to drink with that guy.

Answer 2

certain you probably did something noticeably incorrect...you lived, anybody else who jumped died, so how could you do the type of element as stay? How is God going to respond to those detrimental souls who died. What provides the right to stay hostile to all odds? You extra constructive rectify the grave evil you've committed...get your ar$e back up there and do it precise this time...or could I come there to push you off???

Answer 3

A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

Answer 4

haha yeah this one has been told but still funny ♥

Answer 5

I love that joke.

Answer 6

That was a good one. Got any more? :]

Answer 7

roflmao LOL LOL LOL

Answer 8

LOL.