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Entertainment & Music - 19 August 2006

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Curious to the nations favorite song lyric lines

2006-08-19 00:51:57 · 25 answers · asked by Laurenieve 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man decided to leave work early and go drinking. He stayed at the bar until
it closed and by then, he was very drunk. When he got home, he didn't want to
wake up his wife, so he removed his shoes and started to tiptoe up the stairs.

Halfway up the stairs, he fell backwards and landed flat on his butt. That
wouldn't have been so bad, but he had a couple of empty bottles in his back
pocket which broke and carved up his buttocks pretty badly. He was so drunk
though, that he didn't even realize he was hurt.

He made it up the stairs and into the bathroom, where he began to undress.
Suddenly noticing some blood, he checked himself out in the mirror. Sure enough,
he saw that his behind was cut up something awful. He repaired the damage as
best he could, under the circumstances, and went to bed.

When he woke up in the morning, his head was hurting, his backside was
hurting, and he was cowering under the covers, trying to think up a good story.


Just then, his wife entered the room and said, "Well, it looks like you
really tied one on last night. Where were you?"

"I worked late, dear," he replied, meekly, "and went out for a couple of
beer."

"A couple of beer? That's a good one," she snapped. "You got plastered! Where
did you go?"

"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "my first clue was when I got up this morning and saw all
the band-aids stuck to the mirror....."

2006-08-19 00:49:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

????????

2006-08-19 00:46:32 · 29 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 00:46:25 · 4 answers · asked by ۩۩ rijul ۩ 1 in Celebrities

yet afraid of it?

2006-08-19 00:46:20 · 26 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 00:45:15 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 00:45:03 · 4 answers · asked by alivianc 1 in Magazines

I like the game The Sims however, someone told me that sims2 (For the old x box) was better and had a different type of format from the old sims game. I really do enjoy these Interactive games, where can I buy It?, and Is it any good/.

2006-08-19 00:43:30 · 5 answers · asked by tom777gormley 4 in Other - Entertainment

It's hard to read (clearer on my 360 though) but it says:

'If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner no one will fit'

I'm inclined to agree, are you?

2006-08-19 00:42:12 · 13 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.

"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused.

"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an
answer, I pay you $50."
The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.


"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"

The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.


"So, what is it?"


The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer.

2006-08-19 00:40:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they were stranded in
the desert and there car broke down and they all decided to take one item with
them so the burnet took her cell phone just incase she got a signal some where
she could call for help the red head took her canteen of water the blond took
the car door after walking for 3 hours the blonde said oh yah i for got i
carried this door the whole time and forgot to roll down the window no wonder i
have been so hot

2006-08-19 00:38:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 00:38:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Someone who sings great pop latin . . . Could be a band.

2006-08-19 00:38:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-19 00:36:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the question says it all i'm going on a date and the time was going to be tonight and i started my period is there any tricks to not letting him know i'm on my period and still doing it or am i just wishful thinking

2006-08-19 00:30:57 · 30 answers · asked by stressedplhelp 1 in Polls & Surveys

ten points if its my choce

2006-08-19 00:30:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-19 00:29:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is boing a thing and can you physically do it?

2006-08-19 00:28:22 · 2 answers · asked by envisiondreaming 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-19 00:27:48 · 37 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can remember Smith & Jones on one of the ad's who do you lot remember!

(inspired by thedevilmademedoit's question)

2006-08-19 00:26:51 · 12 answers · asked by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5 in Polls & Surveys

An Englishman awaiting the train to Paris at the station restaurant in Calais beckoned to the waiter and asked him in French laden with a heavy British accent, "Do you know the man smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper over by the heater?"
"No sir. So many of our patrons are just passing through."
"Well, please call the manager for me then."
When the manager arrived, the Englishman repeated his question.
The manager scrutinized the man by the heater.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I've never seen him before."
With that, the Englishman rose and walked over to the man.
"Please accept my apologies, sir, for speaking to you without having been properly introduced," he said, "but your coat is on fire!"


lol

2006-08-19 00:24:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

we need something new right? so what could it be?

2006-08-19 00:22:59 · 27 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Television

>>>1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.....He thought he
>>>was God and I didn't.
>>>2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>>>3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
>>>4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>>>5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>>>6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
>>>7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
>>>8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>>>9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>>>10. I'm not a complete idiot --some parts are missing.
>>>11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>>>12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
>>>medicine.
>>>13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
>>>14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>>>15. Consciousness: the annoying time between naps.
>>>16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>>>17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
>>>18. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
>>>19.. Procrastinate Now!
>>>20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?
>>>21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>>>22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
>>>23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
>>>24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
>>>25. He who dies with the most toys is none-the-less dead.
>>>26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
>>>times the memory.
>>>27. Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
>>>pig.
>>>28. The trouble with life is there's no background music, and I can't find
>>>the darn HOLD button.
>>>29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
>>>30. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
>>>
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2006-08-19 00:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what movie?

2006-08-19 00:20:39 · 12 answers · asked by RAPPERdood 1 in Movies

What's the most funny and absurd lawsuit you've ever heard of? Add details if you know...

2006-08-19 00:20:03 · 9 answers · asked by E-Fox 6 in Other - Entertainment

A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "it was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible 4-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please Mother!" And the new bride began to sob.
"But honey," the mother countered, "what 4-letter words?
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! Come get me, please!!!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell me those words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!!!"

2006-08-19 00:18:28 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 00:17:47 · 14 answers · asked by Lakishia 3 in Celebrities

A woman meets a Navy chief in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They go back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she is struck by the fact that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are literally hundreds of teddy bears on three shelves running the length of the room along one wall.

Small, adorable teddy bears fill the bottom shelf. Cute, cuddly medium-sized ones adorn a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears are perched on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is quite surprised that a chief would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive. Although she decides not to question him about it, she actually is quite impressed by this unexpected evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly........they kiss softly...........then again.

Soon their passion has overwhelmed them, and she leads him quietly to the huge king-size bed along the far wall.

After spending an intense night of passion with the chief, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman slowly rolls toward him and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The chief, stifling a slight yawn replies: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

This should prove once and for all that Navy chiefs are sensitive and caring people!

2006-08-19 00:17:33 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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