A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.
"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused.
"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an
answer, I pay you $50."
The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.
"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"
The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.
"So, what is it?"
The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer.
2006-08-19 00:40:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man were do u get these jokes they r funny as *wipes tear from eye* i luv 2 laugh
2006-08-19 00:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever.
What's with the blonde jokes though? Was your ex gf a blonde?
2006-08-19 02:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea you doing it well carry on you make the day very nice
2006-08-19 00:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by nicolette e 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one's getting oooold.
2006-08-19 04:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clever one!
2006-08-19 01:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah getting better.
2006-08-19 00:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep thats funny
2006-08-19 02:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Kotoni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reaaalyyy good one! Congrats! :))
2006-08-19 01:01:31 · answer #8 · answered by JennnyL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-19 00:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that
2006-08-19 00:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by Wyatt Earp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋