2006-08-19 00:36:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can't be a newspaper, because you said "red" not "read" so it must either be a sunburned zebra or a skunk swimming in red wine or a blushing dalmation.
2006-08-19 04:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by BlueManticore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asunburned penguin/ Zebra
2006-08-19 04:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguin in Cherry Jello, zebra with rhoids, skunk with a period.
2006-08-19 00:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its either a sun burned zebra or a dalmation bleeding or maybe some dominoes caught on fire... Pick one
2006-08-19 00:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bleeding cow or zebra
2006-08-19 00:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An embarrassed skunk.
2006-08-19 02:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nun with a bleeding nose rolling down a hill
2006-08-19 00:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A newspaper, of course!
2006-08-19 00:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by chris_orsinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a heart-broken gal holding a photo wif her boyfren n her in black n white [well tat muz b veri long ago lols] .. drew a knife in his heart and coloured it in red ?? XDDDDDDD
PS: I DUN HAVE A BLACK HEART
2006-08-19 00:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by imNotGODimHUMAN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a news paper or a skunk with a sunburn
2006-08-19 00:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Neil G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋