An old Indian stood on a street corner every day. As a good looking woman walked by, he would raise his hand in greeting, and say "Chance"!
This happened several days in a row. The woman would walk by; he would raise his hand and say "Chance"!
Finally, she could ignore it no longer, so she stopped and asked him, "You're an Indian, aren't you"?, and he nodded slowly.
"Well, I always thought Indians said 'How' as a greeting"!
He replied, "Already know how; just want chance"!
2006-08-19
23:00:27
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