Entertainment & Music - 19 August 2006

2006-08-19 22:24:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 22:23:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 22:22:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ask a slightly dodgy question and woof they are on your neck like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat.

2006-08-19 22:20:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

While strolling past a pet shop, a cat notices a sign in the window: Help Wanted.

Knowing himself to be no ordinary feline, he saunters into the shop and calls out "Hello! I'd like to apply for the job."

The owner of the pet shop is very amused at the idea of a talking cat, and she wants to hear more, so she plays along, saying "Oh, I'm sorry, but this is a clerical job. We need someone who can type and file."

The cat hastens over to the office typewriter and, quick as a wink, he pounds out something about a quick brown fox and a lazy dog until he has filled a page. He grabs a stack of papers, alphabetizes them by subject matter, and puts them away in the file cabinet in less time than one would expect of a critter who lacks opposable thumbs.

The owner is charmed, but figures she can't possibly hire a cat, so she thinks of another excuse. "You type very nicely, and your filing is flawless, but this job demands computer literacy."

The cat immediately takes his place in front of the computer and, mouse in paw, cruises the Web, gathering useful information about increasing the profitability of pet shops (stopping briefly at Jumbo Joke to see the latest entry).

The owner is stunned. She has got to think of a tactful way to tell this cat that she isn't going to give him a job.

"Well, you're an amazing cat indeed. You type, you file, and you're a computer whiz. But we really, really must have someone who is bilingual."

The cat stares imploringly into the owner's eyes and says "Woof!"

2006-08-19 22:20:26 · 31 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I know you would if you were underpaid, but what happens if you were overpaid?

2006-08-19 22:18:58 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 22:18:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Could you be my fourth cousin thrice removed?

2006-08-19 22:18:28 · 7 answers · asked by the last ninja 6 in Polls & Surveys

A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a sign hung in front of his office, proclaiming his specialties: "Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids." The town authorities were upset with the sign and asked him to change it. So he put up a new sign, "Queers & Rears." The authorities were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople. So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign, "Odds & Ends."

2006-08-19 22:17:10 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

how can i find silvia saint and how much i will pay to het for having some fun with her

2006-08-19 22:16:45 · 6 answers · asked by merdad b 2 in Celebrities

The Contender

2006-08-19 22:16:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-19 22:15:22 · 6 answers · asked by Janet 1 in Music

just one last long avatar (wink)!

2006-08-19 22:14:45 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He dedicated me the song fromt he cheetah girls,I won't say I'm In Love...

2006-08-19 22:11:18 · 14 answers · asked by BaBe_13 1 in Music

2006-08-19 22:10:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-19 22:08:49 · 8 answers · asked by Issues of Mass Distruction ! 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I had never heard of this artist before a 15 year old female friend of mine asked me to play this video for her, because it was one of her favorites. I was impressed with the message of the song, and how it was presented. Do you think kids are paying attention?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdWFf-HVh30

2006-08-19 22:08:39 · 7 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

2:07am here

2006-08-19 22:07:51 · 42 answers · asked by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 in Polls & Surveys

i just want to know more about this sign

2006-08-19 22:07:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-08-19 22:03:20 · 4 answers · asked by twackman4life 4 in Music

can anyone help me wit these 4 songs i need the titles and artist.......10 easy points plz help me......

song #1
-http://joe_ferma.sitesled.com/music/FM001.WAV
-http://joe_ferma.sitesled.com/music/FM003.WAV

song #2
-http://joe_ferma.sitesled.com/music/FM006.WAV

song #3
http://joe_ferma.sitesled.com/music/FM006.WAV

song #4
http://joe_ferma.sitesled.com/music/FM006.WAV

2006-08-19 22:01:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm trying to learn seethers broken.

2006-08-19 22:01:47 · 7 answers · asked by artgophknight 2 in Music

Mine is 'One Step Closer' by Linkin Park, because I am surrounded by idiots, present company excluded, of course *ahem*...
So what's yours, and tell me why.

2006-08-19 22:01:41 · 12 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 22:00:08 · 13 answers · asked by kokubenji 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 21:59:48 · 38 answers · asked by sosunny 4 in Celebrities

2006-08-19 21:55:26 · 2 answers · asked by falling98465 1 in Celebrities

She says it makes marks on her cigarettes and it bugs her, how do i get her to wear her lipstick, Do I ground her

2006-08-19 21:54:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1.PEPSI or COKE
2.VIN DIESEL or JOHNNY DEPP
3.ALICE IN CHAINS or NIRVANA....(WATCH IT NOW)
4.HORROR or COMEDY
5.DOGGIE or MISSIONARY
6.THICK or THIN
7.HOT or COLD
8.PIZZA or CHILI
9.ME or ??!!//++
10.TOUCH or LICK
11.GAY or STRAIGHT
12.CAR or TRUCK
13.ORAL or ANAL or BOTH
14.FOREPLAY or NONE
15.FRENCHKISS or STRAIGHT LIP
16.RED or BLACK
17.SUMMER or WINTER
18.LOVE or LUST
19.RICH or POOR
20.MARYJANE or BOOZE

2006-08-19 21:54:02 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYPSayDaKLE

2006-08-19 21:53:41 · 6 answers · asked by yars232c 6 in Other - Entertainment

or u wait for sometime .....before replying...?

2006-08-19 21:52:45 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys