A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a sign hung in front of his office, proclaiming his specialties: "Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids." The town authorities were upset with the sign and asked him to change it. So he put up a new sign, "Queers & Rears." The authorities were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople. So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign, "Odds & Ends."
2006-08-19
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