A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f-u-c-king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f-u-c-king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f-u-c-king beak to the bar, you irritating b-a-s-t-a-r-d of a f-u-c-king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
2006-08-19 19:47:57 · 16 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO, of what little a s s I have.
2006-08-19 19:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-08-19 19:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-08-19 19:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best in the world.
2006-08-19 19:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Benanen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That's funny!
2006-08-19 19:52:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke way to many times, but it always seems kind of funny. Nice one! :]
2006-08-19 20:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this one is kinda old too sweetheart what is up with you today? ♥
2006-08-19 19:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-19 20:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's really funny!
2006-08-19 19:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by satirecafe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY LOL
2006-08-19 19:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by freded_124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋