If you take a long time, you're slow.
BUT if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
If you don't do it, you're lazy.
BUT if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
If you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
BUT if your boss makes a mistake, he's "only human".
If you're on a day off sick, you're "always" sick.
BUT if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
BUT if your boss does it, he's being firm.
If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
BUT if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
If you please your boss, you're a boot-licker.
BUT if your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
BUT if your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
BUT if your boss is out of the office, he's away for important meetings.
If you ask to leave early, you must be going for an interview.
BUT if your boss takes the afternoon off, it's because he's overworked.
2006-08-19 19:49:44 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I no longer work, but when I did there were two major differences in my boss and I; intelligence and salary.
I had the brains and he got the money. LOL.
2006-08-19 22:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
2006-08-20 02:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... and here is the true version:
If you're on a day off sick, you're sick.
BUT if your boss is a day off sick, he is at the golf course.
2006-08-20 02:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH,................................
My boss is a VERY large gypsy-wanna-be woman.
She is a TOO MUCH kinda person.
TOO MUCH make-up, nails, hair, jewerly, clothes....................
NO one has asked her, "Did you really think you looked GOOD when you left your house this morning?"
2006-08-20 03:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are preety funny but their all better than girl kicker
2006-08-20 03:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sweetheart why why why? ohhhh the oldies are the goodies though â¥
2006-08-20 03:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True Story! :]
2006-08-20 03:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't kick him, but my boss can kick me,and i take money from him, but he give money fo me
2006-08-20 02:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Felix S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aint that the truth
2006-08-20 02:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋