A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
>>>>
>>>> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>>>>
>>>> #1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
>>>>
>>>> #2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
the
>>>> Government.
>>>>
>>>> #3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
>>>> People.
>>>>
>>>> #4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
>>>>
>>>> #5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
>>>>
>>>> "Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
>>>>
>>>> So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said.
>>>>
>>>> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up
to
>>>> check
>>>> on hi m. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So,
>>>> the
>>>> little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
asleep.
>>>> Not
>>>> wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
>>>> locked,
>>>> He looks in the keyhole and finds his father in bed with the
Nanny. He
>>>> gives
>>>> up and goes back to bed.
>>>>
>>>> The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I
think I
>>>> understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,
son,
>>>> tell
>>>> me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The
little
>>>> boy
>>>> replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the
>>>> Government
>>>> is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in
deep
>>>> ****."
>>>>
2006-08-14
17:30:22
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