Anyone fully understand what politic is?

Question

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
>>>>
>>>> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>>>>
>>>> #1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
>>>>
>>>> #2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
the
>>>> Government.
>>>>
>>>> #3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
>>>> People.
>>>>
>>>> #4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
>>>>
>>>> #5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
>>>>
>>>> "Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
>>>>
>>>> So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said.
>>>>
>>>> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up
to
>>>> check
>>>> on hi m. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So,
>>>> the
>>>> little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
asleep.
>>>> Not
>>>> wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
>>>> locked,
>>>> He looks in the keyhole and finds his father in bed with the
Nanny. He
>>>> gives
>>>> up and goes back to bed.
>>>>
>>>> The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I
think I
>>>> understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,
son,
>>>> tell
>>>> me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The
little
>>>> boy
>>>> replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the
>>>> Government
>>>> is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in
deep
>>>> ****."
>>>>

Answer 1

That's great.

Answer 2

If one seeks to appreciate Obama's actual meaning you ought to take heed to what he says, then take the actual intending to be the different. get at the same time, "i do no longer opt to run a motor vehicle organization." Then the authorities went into the motor vehicle organization as a proud majority proprietor of GM. for this reason, saying his medical plan will be "totally paid for" signifies that it's going to be a twin of Medicare and Medicaid - heavily in the pink.

Answer 3

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Answer 4

Ha!!!! I LOVED this one. I laughed so hard i actually started to cry. ( but then again i have a wierd sense of humor)

Answer 5

A guy walks into a building and he hurts himself.

Answer 6

LOL. It is funny. A good joke.

Have a nice afternoon.

Answer 7

Heard it before. But it's still good.
Girl Kicker's bit is good also.

Answer 8

hey sumone else also posted it.or u r the one.hey confuse i m a bit confused

Answer 9

Too big but its Funny!

Answer 10

OMG How true ...well explained...hehehehhe