looking for short, clean jokes for my four year old--age appropriate please--thanks for your help
by the way I let her choose the funniest to award the 10points
2006-08-14 17:25:49 · 13 answers · asked by creative rae 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead!
2006-08-14 18:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I have 2 that are my favorites.
#1 Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it was just a joke!
#2 Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8(ate), 9
2006-08-15 00:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kelly Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moo moo cows
once there was 2 cows. one cow said "mooo!" the other cow said "i was going to say that!"
Bear and rabbit
One day a bear and rabit were walking in a forest when all of a sudden the bear asked the rabbit, does ure poo ever stick to your fur? no replied the rabbit. So the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.
the centipede
there was a man who wanted a small creature so badly, so he walked into the pet shop and walked out the same way with a centipede, the next day, he went to a bar and just as he was walking out of the house, hey yelled "hurry up tenderfoot" which was the centipedes name, and tenderfoot said "hold on im just putting my shoes on!"
P.S its funny because centipedes have 100 legs and it would take forever to put shoes on!
I picked up 3 from the thousands I found, If you want more,just click on the link below, hope your kid likes them
2006-08-15 00:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by maltese 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in a mud puddle.
Want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
2006-08-15 00:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Schona 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Whos there
Anita
Anita Who
anita bath
2006-08-15 00:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by freeze_pop_x5 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said,
"Why the long face"?
2006-08-15 00:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by cab veteran 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why did the little girl throw her clock out the door? She wanted to see time fly!!!
2006-08-15 00:34:40 · answer #7 · answered by shelbers7410 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mommy was potty training her son and she told him he had to go on his training chair, but everytime he would sit on it he would cry. Well one day when daddy was takeing him to the bathroom he said son "Why do you cry when you go potty?"
LIL boy said " Its my potty i will cry if i want to cry if i want to"
2006-08-15 01:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little "boogie" in it
2006-08-15 01:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by PMW1718 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock-knock
who's there
hatch
hatch who
gusintheit
2006-08-15 02:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋