Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

Somebody repeated an old joke to me today and I thought it was funny again. Anyway: here's mine. put yours below

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and it's always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and you didn't hear anything."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The lady returns the following week.

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

2006-08-14 17:44:45 · 14 answers · asked by yadayadayada 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you or anyone you know ever actually tried to flirt their way out of a ticket?

I just wonder if anyone actually pulls that in real life.

2006-08-14 17:44:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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BEER or WINE ????

2006-08-14 17:43:37 · 31 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

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BK chicken fries commercial?

how come on the Burger King chicken fries commercial
the chickens all speak in a mexical accent?
are they trying to tell us something?

2006-08-14 17:42:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What is your favorite line from Napoleon Dynamite? e.g. "Your mom goes to collage"?

The movie that is so dumb its funny. There are lots of funny lines from the movie floating around out there. Which one is your favorite? Oh and dont forget to vote for Pedro.

2006-08-14 17:41:55 · 28 answers · asked by ecsolberg 1 in Movies

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you know what i like about escalators.?

you never see an escalator out of order sign, only escalator temporarily stairs. we're sorry for the convienence. what do you think

2006-08-14 17:41:50 · 16 answers · asked by THEBurgerKing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is everything that Paris Hilton has made?

I know the perfume and book but that's all :/ please help!

2006-08-14 17:39:47 · 40 answers · asked by xo_lovexme_xo 1 in Celebrities

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how do we find a betrayer among 11 peoples?

2006-08-14 17:38:50 · 10 answers · asked by zenkifujiyoshi 2 in Polls & Surveys

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how come all old comedies suck?

people always tell me these movies are funny...caddyshack,blues bros.,some like it hot-i didnt crack a smile once during any of those movies

2006-08-14 17:38:07 · 12 answers · asked by Uallsuck 2 in Movies

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where can i find a Channing Tatum Myspace Layout?

2006-08-14 17:37:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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IS Geraldo Rivera's mustache real, if it isn't i would love to buy it on ebay.?

2006-08-14 17:37:27 · 8 answers · asked by Jah 1 in Television

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Have any of you seen the movie Bad Seed (1956) ?

Very good movie. A timeless classic.

2006-08-14 17:37:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Dominican nuns make me laugh - I'm not sure why... What strange things make you giggle?

For those that don't know - they're the ones in the black and white. No disrespect intended - there's something about them that tickles me. I also have a friend who loses it at Soprano Arias...

2006-08-14 17:37:00 · 8 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Other - Entertainment

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