Entertainment & Music - 18 July 2006

Jack and Jill Went up the hill
to smoke some marijuanna.
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said, "jill, do you wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun.
but silly Jill forgot the Pill
and now they have a son!


Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city


Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her a**
Now two of his front teeth are missing


Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's f*nny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c*ck
cos Jill's a f***ing tranny.

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Mary had a little lamb
and the doctor screamed
But when Old McDonald had a farm
the midwife fainted.

Mary had a little blouse
and it was blown to bits
and everywhere that Mary went
it showed her little t!ts


Mary had a little skirt
'twas split right up the front
and everywhere that Mary went
it showed her little c*nt

2006-07-18 08:49:10 · 11 answers · asked by coolshaikh 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-18 08:48:38 · 20 answers · asked by SikSonic 4 in Music

Why can't we get 'freeze' for the summer?

2006-07-18 08:47:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-18 08:45:53 · 7 answers · asked by arnoldlayne_uk1980 2 in Music

wat is the song either by Romeo or lil'bow wow called? the music video is where they r @ a party... i think it features JoJo...PLEASE HELP!!!

2006-07-18 08:45:33 · 5 answers · asked by Alyssa 5 in Music

2006-07-18 08:45:31 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

then asked a question thinking I was going to be at 145 but instead went to 135! Why is this?

2006-07-18 08:45:09 · 9 answers · asked by kat 2 in Other - Entertainment

I have one on Albert Pujols

2006-07-18 08:44:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-18 08:44:46 · 23 answers · asked by simone t 2 in Movies

If so, who is your favorite character? Mine is Nathan...

2006-07-18 08:43:39 · 12 answers · asked by kat 2 in Television

Will gravity affect the weight of the poo making it extremely heavy? Has anyone ever been hit with a poo that fell from these heights?

Come on you squares lighten up a little!!!!!

2006-07-18 08:43:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-18 08:43:01 · 18 answers · asked by sara♥cena 3 in Other - Entertainment

Is it legal? I

2006-07-18 08:42:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

thats all i can remember bout it its techno or sumthin and i dnt think it got any lyrics

2006-07-18 08:42:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

WHO MAYOR MCCHEESE IS????

2006-07-18 08:42:12 · 11 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IV 2 in Polls & Surveys

Big brother house and the monkey cage at the zoo.

2006-07-18 08:42:04 · 15 answers · asked by Chris M 3 in Television

2006-07-18 08:41:49 · 34 answers · asked by Hope W 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-18 08:41:43 · 14 answers · asked by Craig4 1 in Music

Does it work??

2006-07-18 08:41:37 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Trying to prove something to someone. ^_^

2006-07-18 08:41:25 · 19 answers · asked by ryoko_genji 1 in Music

2006-07-18 08:41:17 · 3 answers · asked by Qwerty 2 in Music

2006-07-18 08:41:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1. Deep Purple or AC/DC?
2. Fastfood or dine in?
3. basketball or baseball?
4. anal sex or oral sex?
5. pink or black?
6. VH1 or Mtv?
7. Copse Bride or Rose Red?
8. Muffin or donut?
9. FEVER or judasrabbi?
10. devon99889988 or blue margarita?

2006-07-18 08:39:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-18 08:39:28 · 20 answers · asked by James 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-18 08:38:16 · 12 answers · asked by Strawberry blonde on yahoo 3 in Other - Entertainment

I especially can't stand grunge music from the 90s! Also, when I'm depressed, I usually like to listen to something upbeat. Can anyone enlighten me here?

2006-07-18 08:37:45 · 17 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Music

hes soooooooooo hott!

2006-07-18 08:36:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

One saturday afternoon a manwas sitting in his lawnchair, drinkingbeer and watchinfg his wife mow the lawn. A neighbvor was so outraged at this, she went over and shouted to the man "you should be hung!" to which he calmly replied, " I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

2006-07-18 08:36:13 · 11 answers · asked by gravitatingingoshen 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-18 08:36:01 · 14 answers · asked by Bobbie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-18 08:35:50 · 35 answers · asked by Tanisha M 2 in Celebrities