Entertainment & Music - 12 July 2006

is it WHAT THE FUCΚ

2006-07-12 15:36:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
he asked, "What's your hurry, darlin'?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

Well," I told him, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot anal openig?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

2006-07-12 15:36:09 · 13 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Direct TV or Dish Network?

2006-07-12 15:35:24 · 13 answers · asked by abby_girl90 1 in Television

I believe the song was by the Pointer Sisters

2006-07-12 15:35:02 · 11 answers · asked by tcar 1 in Music

Have you ever been tied up in traffic and were late for work and your boss didn't believe you?

2006-07-12 15:34:42 · 10 answers · asked by Striker 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 15:34:28 · 35 answers · asked by grim_garcia 2 in Movies

I am planning a brief stay in Las Vegas, where are the "best" paying slot machines there? What casino and what slot machines paid off big for you? Was your winning recent, within a few months of this posting? Buffet: Where and was it Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner?

2006-07-12 15:33:10 · 1 answers · asked by Mrs. Mojo Jojo 3 in Other - Entertainment

Do you change the channel when "Emeril Live" comes on. I have been bammed to death with his show , old hat new subject .....time to replace.......with "Guy's Big Bite"..

2006-07-12 15:32:55 · 7 answers · asked by Scott c 5 in Television

2006-07-12 15:32:31 · 12 answers · asked by lilseximamaquita 1 in Music

2006-07-12 15:32:17 · 7 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 15:31:52 · 10 answers · asked by Scott c 5 in Television

my bro and i want to know

2006-07-12 15:31:50 · 20 answers · asked by Musso Luver!!♥ 1 in Movies

2006-07-12 15:31:49 · 28 answers · asked by T.A. Rossi 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 15:30:52 · 26 answers · asked by T.A. Rossi 2 in Polls & Surveys

Hilarious and Fascinating - Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly... It's funny and it makes you think; isn't that the definition of a good joke? - Josh Bell, Las Vegas Weekly... Hilarious, jarring, shocking - Chris Carle, IGN Filmforce...

I have to say that it was the most painful movie I ever sat through. I kept waiting for it to be funny and it refused. I will frequently find myself at a theater being the only one (or one of few) that "gets the joke" when one is "slid in", but this movie..... Am I the only one who didn't "get it"?

2006-07-12 15:30:46 · 7 answers · asked by robertonduty 5 in Movies

I have heard a number of opinions on the leagality of this... is it okay to download a song as long as you don't burn a copy, or is it illeagal no matter what..

2006-07-12 15:30:32 · 9 answers · asked by Heatmizer 5 in Music

2006-07-12 15:30:24 · 5 answers · asked by D3vilz_advocate 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I would like modern rock stuff, like Nickelback but he sent me one by Nickelback! Any help is appreciated by me!! Thanks :)

2006-07-12 15:29:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-12 15:28:41 · 18 answers · asked by ugotthatright 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 15:28:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I hear people sayin rap doesnt take any talent and rap sucks. Rap does take talent cuz some people cant just rap off the top of their head.

2006-07-12 15:28:09 · 19 answers · asked by ksoccer37 2 in Music

2006-07-12 15:28:01 · 8 answers · asked by ugotthatright 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 15:26:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-12 15:26:17 · 5 answers · asked by ? 4 in Other - Entertainment

i want to play with her sims open for buisness like 4ever, is there any like special download like do i have 2 download hers before i download my, reg. sims 2??

got any ideas??

2006-07-12 15:25:17 · 3 answers · asked by lalala :) 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 15:24:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tom Arnold, Drew Barrymore, Sandra Bullock, Chevy Chase, Bill Cosby, Kris Kristofferson and Bruce Willis are all former bartenders.

2006-07-12 15:23:58 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Celebrities

Its called Tuesday Morining by Voices United

What do you think?

WWW.Myspace.com/Voicesunited

2006-07-12 15:23:42 · 4 answers · asked by efewebish 1 in Music

But little number of people who like classic and jazz

2006-07-12 15:23:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What Am I?

I am long & sharp
When I'm used to kill... it's not a mistake
I am made of the same material as paper...
I am most likely used when all of the moon is there...

What Am I?

HINT: The answer lies inside a word I used...

2006-07-12 15:23:10 · 15 answers · asked by mani boo/poo 2 in Jokes & Riddles