Entertainment & Music - 12 July 2006

Note to Answers; all the 'bad words' bad to you namby pamby california types were edited out!

Willys cynical thought for the day,

This sign will be posted wherever I work: "We don't discriminate against crazy people, but if you're stupid you're on your freaking own!"

A couple times a year you go on a "non-bender."

Before you go out each night you consult a psychic hotline to determine which bartenders will be pouring strong.

Peeling the label off a beer bottle arouses you.

You feel a tinge of pride when someone refers to you as a "shameless alcoholic."

You've discovered that teaching your dog to shoplift from liquor stores was not nearly as hard as teaching him to distinguish between Grey Goose and McCormick's.

You were against going to war with Iraq until you found out those poor freakers aren't allowed to drink.

You conduct weekly "assisted short-term flight" experiments every weekend. With the help of various bouncers.

You're regularly mobbed by autograph hungry alley winos.

You were the first person in line at the flu clinic because you heard they were giving away free shots.

You like tequila with a lime - or dirt, or a hamster or whatever, so long as there's tequila involved.

You come home sober and your dog bites you.

The cafeteria in the detox center has a sandwich named after you.

You can't recognize your best friend unless he's leaning against a bar. With a drink in his hand. Drunk.

You like a splash of coffee in your morning whiskey.

You can blow a .08 BAC from twenty feet away.

You take swim trunks to brewery tours.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-12 15:07:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

WHich song it your fav.?

2006-07-12 15:07:46 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a)feed him to the canabillistic natives for your own freedom and a boat
b) eat him and use his bones as a sheild and sword
c) build a boat that can only fit one person
d)eat some sand...and then die

2006-07-12 15:07:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you've ever seen the commercial for the Ove-Glove (oven glove), you will notice that as soon as the mom removes the "hot" cookiesheet from the oven, the daughter immediately grabs up a cookie...clearly the "just baked" cookies are at room temperature. I just thought it was sloppy on their part.

2006-07-12 15:06:49 · 2 answers · asked by ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥ 5 in Television

2006-07-12 15:06:15 · 14 answers · asked by blackangel 2 in Comics & Animation

I feel so retarded, but I went out a couple of weekends ago & heard a song. I can't figure out who sings it or the title. I don't really know any of the words, but I think it say's "wanna beeeee, on me" and repeats it over and over. It's a techno kind of song. And I thought Lucas Prata sang it, but after doing extensive research, I have came to the conclusion it's not him.....Please help me!!

2006-07-12 15:06:11 · 4 answers · asked by Brooke~* 3 in Music

2006-07-12 15:05:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-07-12 15:04:32 · 3 answers · asked by NS 2 in Music

2006-07-12 15:04:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I wanna see both but I'm not sure which one I should see first. I've heard that Click is sad but still kind of funny and that Pirates of the Carabean is really good. Help!

2006-07-12 15:04:08 · 17 answers · asked by Drama Queen 6 in Movies

2006-07-12 15:04:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like both u?

2006-07-12 15:03:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 15:03:28 · 26 answers · asked by confused 6 in Polls & Surveys

add details

2006-07-12 15:03:07 · 11 answers · asked by IVORY 4 in Celebrities

The name for Oz in “The Wizard of Oz” was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum: "_______".
Finish the sentence.
Come on people, it's TRIVIA, that means, NO CHEATING & SEARCHING for the answer!
JUST TAKE A WILD GUESS!

2006-07-12 15:02:54 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

I would have to say that i am beautiful inside and out!

2006-07-12 15:02:14 · 18 answers · asked by lynette 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it ANya? Is it ENya? Informed people want to know.

2006-07-12 15:02:07 · 3 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Music

2006-07-12 15:02:01 · 5 answers · asked by Charly Chen 1 in Television

2006-07-12 15:01:55 · 19 answers · asked by Pete Allison 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 15:01:50 · 27 answers · asked by IVORY 4 in Music

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This Is a photo link!

2006-07-12 15:01:31 · 6 answers · asked by Pal J 1 in Other - Entertainment

What is the song that Jay is dancing to in the previews of Clerks 2?

2006-07-12 15:01:10 · 2 answers · asked by batmantis1999 4 in Movies

2006-07-12 15:00:38 · 7 answers · asked by Sexy_lady 1 in Music

2006-07-12 15:00:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 14:59:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've seen many people be addicted to weed, cocaine, sex,and of course money. What you addicted to, right now i'm addicted to serving god like he want me to. I'm not perfect! what's you addiction?

2006-07-12 14:59:26 · 11 answers · asked by shaunee 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know or have the lyrics to the Gregory Isaacs song " Sad to Know (That You're Leaving)"?

2006-07-12 14:59:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-12 14:58:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 14:57:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-12 14:57:06 · 4 answers · asked by Pete Allison 6 in Television