2006-07-12 15:01:55 · 19 answers · asked by Pete Allison 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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So Fat ...
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
So Poor...
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
So Nasty...
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow dow
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
So Ugly...
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goo
Yo Mama...
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent
2006-07-12 15:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2006-07-12 22:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by mrd2689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-12 22:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋