Note to Answers; all the 'bad words' bad to you namby pamby california types were edited out!
Willys cynical thought for the day,
This sign will be posted wherever I work: "We don't discriminate against crazy people, but if you're stupid you're on your freaking own!"
A couple times a year you go on a "non-bender."
Before you go out each night you consult a psychic hotline to determine which bartenders will be pouring strong.
Peeling the label off a beer bottle arouses you.
You feel a tinge of pride when someone refers to you as a "shameless alcoholic."
You've discovered that teaching your dog to shoplift from liquor stores was not nearly as hard as teaching him to distinguish between Grey Goose and McCormick's.
You were against going to war with Iraq until you found out those poor freakers aren't allowed to drink.
You conduct weekly "assisted short-term flight" experiments every weekend. With the help of various bouncers.
You're regularly mobbed by autograph hungry alley winos.
You were the first person in line at the flu clinic because you heard they were giving away free shots.
You like tequila with a lime - or dirt, or a hamster or whatever, so long as there's tequila involved.
You come home sober and your dog bites you.
The cafeteria in the detox center has a sandwich named after you.
You can't recognize your best friend unless he's leaning against a bar. With a drink in his hand. Drunk.
You like a splash of coffee in your morning whiskey.
You can blow a .08 BAC from twenty feet away.
You take swim trunks to brewery tours.
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2006-07-12 15:07:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; From; WILLYS JOKES 2/2/06 You Know You're a Drunkard When Pt. 2;
2006-07-12 15:08:31 · update #1
Don't worry about those other fools......I think your funy sweetie
2006-07-13 01:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by doodle 5 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Here's to you Willy you retard!
You answered my question with a dumb remark so here is one for you.
By the way your really ugly.
I know you can't help it, but I figured you should know.
Live short and be poor my friend!
2006-07-12 22:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally awesome dude!
2006-07-12 22:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by RockerChick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently this isn't yahoo answers anymore, it's yahoo not funny email forwards.
2006-07-12 22:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One or two were funny
2006-07-12 22:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is wrong with California??
2006-07-12 22:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by calgal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bad" words??
What did they do wrong??
2006-07-12 23:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋