Was it really worth it?...Priceless!!!?

Question

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
he asked, "What's your hurry, darlin'?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

Well," I told him, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot anal openig?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

Answer 1

Sweetheart if you ONLY had your video or at least digital cam the cops look would be worth BIG money! LOL

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 2

I give you 8

Answer 3

Cops I've heard of, you're lucky he didn't shoot you, then wrap your dead fingers around a steak knife he carries in his glove compartment and claim that it was in self defense.

Answer 4

That was a good one

Answer 5

kinda old sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥

Answer 6

good one

Answer 7

That is awesome

Answer 8

omg!! that is just too funny lol!!

Answer 9

THAT WAZ FUNNY.... IS IT TRUE

Answer 10

LMAO