Entertainment & Music - 10 July 2006

1. he is de[riving a village of its idiot
2. not the brightest buld on the christmas tree
3. a few peas short of a casserole
4. fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
5. an intellect rivalled only by garden tools
6. chimneys clogged
7. doesnt have all his dogs on one leash
8. elevator doesnt go all the way to the top floor
9. forgot to pay her brain pill
10. her sewing machines out of thread
11. his antenna doesnt pick up all the channels
12. his belt doesnt go through all the loops
13. missing a few buttons on his remote control
14. not the sharpest knife on in drawer
15. the whels spinning, but the hamster s dead
16. she doesnt have all the chairs around the table
17. shes not the brightest crayon in the box
18. about as sharp as a marble

2006-07-10 16:51:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Anyone else here a true gemini with a twin and all.. because im a true gemini, and my birthday is also on June 21 so am i a gemini or cancer?!?!

2006-07-10 16:51:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-07-10 16:51:25 · 13 answers · asked by babulo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Ethnic meaning person of color, non-white. I.e.-Black, Hispanic, Indian, Eskimo...etc.

Trying to compile a list of who regular people consider beautiful.....there will be a series of these questions

2006-07-10 16:50:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-10 16:50:36 · 26 answers · asked by ozzyfanjordan 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 16:50:31 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

is he of mixed background? he looks like he's got some gypsy or native american blood in him. (he's unbelievably hot!!!)

2006-07-10 16:48:54 · 18 answers · asked by humanbludger 2 in Celebrities

When it come to boyfreinds and girlfreinds what is CANCERS perfect match?

2006-07-10 16:48:08 · 16 answers · asked by Shorty B 2 in Horoscopes

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

2006-07-10 16:47:59 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I think i would choose blindness,.at least I would still be able to hear my daughters voice as she tells me she loves me. not sure i could live without hearing her voice.

2006-07-10 16:46:55 · 23 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would have to say that "Beth" is one of my favorite KISS songs ever made! Go KISS ARMY!!!

2006-07-10 16:46:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to watch more! and I was just wondering if 26 all they were going to have..Thanks for your answers!

2006-07-10 16:46:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-07-10 16:46:09 · 11 answers · asked by dx suck it 2 in Movies

2006-07-10 16:46:05 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

pAc? B.i.G.?

2006-07-10 16:45:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have the most empathy for Frances Bean Cobain, child of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. Which child of a celebrity do you have the most empathy for?

2006-07-10 16:44:56 · 25 answers · asked by pharcydetrip 2 in Celebrities

An Aries Match

2006-07-10 16:44:23 · 6 answers · asked by Sun Flower Lady 1 in Horoscopes

My biggest pet peeve is when people ask if their avitar's are "hot"...(they are cartoons people!!!!!).........What's your's??

2006-07-10 16:44:05 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Stacy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 16:43:44 · 13 answers · asked by doubled254 3 in Polls & Surveys

the rat is the guy that helps the turtles with there ninja skills and gets kidnapped in the 1st movie by shredder

2006-07-10 16:43:01 · 14 answers · asked by Hannah R 1 in Movies

2006-07-10 16:42:34 · 22 answers · asked by Jane2006 2 in Movies

2006-07-10 16:41:05 · 13 answers · asked by reeree 1 in Music

If your family were held hostage by a group of insane terrorists dressed as hobo rodeo clowns, and they gave you a choice. Either your family dies a slow and painful death, or you had to have sex with on of the characters portrayed by Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman, IMDB search him if you need to see the list.) What character of his would you sleep with, or would you allow your family to die?

2006-07-10 16:40:57 · 21 answers · asked by vertical732 4 in Movies

2006-07-10 16:40:35 · 19 answers · asked by Cj D 2 in Celebrities

Who is a Taurus, and do you find you fit how people of the sign are "supposed" to be? Stubborn, determined, etc...I know I do. lol

2006-07-10 16:40:27 · 17 answers · asked by Indigo 7 in Horoscopes

AND WHY ?

2006-07-10 16:40:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

That's all there really is to the song, it just goes "ba ba ba" with a pause and a simple keyboard rythym, then repeats.

2006-07-10 16:39:22 · 10 answers · asked by captainhowdyagain 2 in Music

I remember when rappers were doing the knowledge. Dropping jewels on microphones for the kids and older people trying to maintain in life and keep their head up. Hip Hop is more about females dancing in videos, looking scandalous and skank! Even the Black Eyed Peas went commercial when they put that female in their group. I remember when it's all guys just 3 of them 1998, "That's the joint that's the jam!" just for an example. It's like no one wants to talk about reality, or what they've went through in life. Waking up the conscious mind of people. I honestly wish conscious rap would come back and we can throw all this teeny bop hip hop out the window. I want to send shout outs to KRS-ONE, Gangstarr, GZA of the WuTang clan, Common, Kanye West, Scarface, Ice T, Rakim, Juvenile, Chamillionaire, E-40, MosDef, TwalibKweli, Ice Cube, and rappers from Texas holding it down and on the west coast as well.

2006-07-10 16:38:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

NO dirty jokes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ten points 4 the funniest!!!!!!!

2006-07-10 16:37:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 16:36:54 · 14 answers · asked by womanda 1 in Music