Entertainment & Music - 10 July 2006

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a sh*t."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and sh*t."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a*s." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your a*s with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

2006-07-10 16:10:39 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 16:10:36 · 112 answers · asked by Sharky ! 1 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone have any advice at what I should do?

2006-07-10 16:10:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ_hfQ2h4kQ&search=lily%20allen

2006-07-10 16:08:58 · 6 answers · asked by rn491964 3 in Music

I just saw it and thought it was like Silent hill, a movie to please, brings back everyones favorite characters stringed to a plot that isn't the main course. I don't understand, well kinda (its disney, and the first was a hit) I don't though, how the movie can be praised while its underlining is so obviously sketchy.

2006-07-10 16:08:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-10 16:08:33 · 4 answers · asked by yzemann 2 in Music

2006-07-10 16:08:31 · 10 answers · asked by tortasinqueso 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 16:08:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really love the solo on Riders On The Storm - The Doors

2006-07-10 16:08:12 · 2 answers · asked by phantasy_one 2 in Music

My son will be in the 5th grade this year and wants to play the flute (more specifically the piccolo). As a single mom, I have no idea how I will afford this. Any ideas?????

2006-07-10 16:07:40 · 7 answers · asked by daddysnurse 5 in Music

I do!!! I want to marry him!!! loldoes anyone know any fan sites??

2006-07-10 16:07:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-10 16:06:34 · 9 answers · asked by di gangsta 2 in Movies

2006-07-10 16:04:10 · 5 answers · asked by manthintall1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

2006-07-10 16:04:10 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 16:04:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-10 16:03:58 · 49 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

2006-07-10 16:03:31 · 14 answers · asked by dellae5769 1 in Horoscopes

The whole cycle 6 is on youtube.com but I can't find that episode and I really, really, really want to see it - FOR FREE.

Where can I find it??

2006-07-10 16:03:04 · 2 answers · asked by Sunshine 3 in Television

Can Anyone Tell Me Some GOOD jokes? I need something that will actually make me laugh.

2006-07-10 16:03:02 · 10 answers · asked by Brosiph 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I need help i can complete the quest, but then is ask you to guess at t an answer from the clue the words "where is the early " are circled in red i have no ideal what the answers to the questions are ? does anybody!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-10 16:02:35 · 4 answers · asked by MYRAJEAN 4 in Television

2006-07-10 16:02:10 · 21 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 16:01:54 · 9 answers · asked by rebeccad94 2 in Music

2006-07-10 16:00:21 · 16 answers · asked by heyeverybody 1 in Celebrities

Some bad guy dies and ends up in Hell. The Devil tells him that he must choose which Hell he will spend eternity in. So, he looks in door #1, and sees people locked in some horrible dungeon, withering away in misery and despair. "No way."
Next, he checks out door #2, and he sees people chained together, forced to work as slaves under the brutal watch of the slave driver. This Hell is a hot pit, and they endlessly pounding away at solid rock. "Couldn't bare this one either."
Finally, he peeks into the third door, and he's amazed to see a bunch of people standing around in a seemingly endless pool of diarrhea, which submerges them up to their knees. However, they don't seem to be in any pain or anguish at all. They're just standing around drinking coffee.
"I'll take Hell #3." The Devil says "Are you sure? There's no turning back." "Yes, I can endure this".
So, the Devil opens the door and the minute he gets in, he shouts "OK, coffee break's over, get back on your heads!"

2006-07-10 15:59:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 15:59:13 · 12 answers · asked by Fun and Games 4 in Movies

Ship movie... not titanic

2006-07-10 15:58:44 · 15 answers · asked by uwishuweremexx 2 in Movies

ok people heres what you got to do
who ever writes the longest story wins.pretty easy huh.well your wrong,got to write a story without using an e!
who ever writes the longest story without e's wins 10p
this question will be gone in 3 days
rules:cant copy hahaha

2006-07-10 15:58:33 · 19 answers · asked by AvesPro 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 15:58:10 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 15:57:51 · 7 answers · asked by VoodooTribe 2 in Music

does anyone know if Surface is coming back??.....it's the one about the weird lizards and stuff.....that last show was a huge flood and that's where they left off so i was wondering if anyone knew if it was coming back!

2006-07-10 15:55:57 · 8 answers · asked by bb 1 in Television