Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a sh*t."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and sh*t."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a*s." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your a*s with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
2006-07-10 16:10:39 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!!
LOLZ...THATS THE BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! TELL ME MORE! 10+
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2006-07-10 16:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ms.Help 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
The jokes funny but 3 q 2 d & 1 n = a very cool joke lol
2006-07-10 23:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats funny u should get 10 points
2006-07-10 23:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That's funny
2006-07-10 23:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-07-10 23:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♡♥EM♡♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-07-10 23:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg gross but thats a good 1
2006-07-10 23:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥jen♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! sounds like a newfie joke
2006-07-10 23:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before. i thought it was funny the first time.
2006-07-11 00:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Clea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2006-07-10 23:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Alyssa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋