LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour! 's son h as a p*enis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "! TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR P*USSY".
MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T".
And if he touches your p*ussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
2006-07-10
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