LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour! 's son h as a p*enis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "! TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR P*USSY".
MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T".
And if he touches your p*ussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
2006-07-10 00:59:22 · 25 answers · asked by talkbox 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow...Its terrific!Thx.(",)
checked this out friend and rated me back.....talkbox.
Karen:Mom,Can i asked you something?What is Penis?
Mom :Oh!Dear,You will get one when you old enough and obedient........
Karen:But what if im bad?
Mom :Then you get many!!!...........(",)
Hoped this will cheered you all up.............
2006-07-10 01:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2006-07-10 08:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-07-10 11:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by sexy_thang_in_da_bed15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-07-10 08:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-07-10 11:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/11
2006-07-10 14:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very old jokes but still 9/10
2006-07-10 08:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I mean the jokes are ok, but something doesn't sit right when kids and sexual things are in the same joke. 4/10
2006-07-10 11:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by newburg_2_fine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes were great and they put a big smile on my face. I love them, especially the last one. 10/10
2006-07-10 08:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ariana W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke 1: 3...got a giggle out of me
joke 2: 5...a giggle out of disgust
joke 3: 1....not even one little giggle
joke 4: 7....laughed out loud
2006-07-10 08:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey those were grewat 8/10 i liked the second one and the third one! here's a website that" men" can go to www.joked.com try the men concentrating game!
2006-07-10 09:17:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋