Some bad guy dies and ends up in Hell. The Devil tells him that he must choose which Hell he will spend eternity in. So, he looks in door #1, and sees people locked in some horrible dungeon, withering away in misery and despair. "No way."
Next, he checks out door #2, and he sees people chained together, forced to work as slaves under the brutal watch of the slave driver. This Hell is a hot pit, and they endlessly pounding away at solid rock. "Couldn't bare this one either."
Finally, he peeks into the third door, and he's amazed to see a bunch of people standing around in a seemingly endless pool of diarrhea, which submerges them up to their knees. However, they don't seem to be in any pain or anguish at all. They're just standing around drinking coffee.
"I'll take Hell #3." The Devil says "Are you sure? There's no turning back." "Yes, I can endure this".
So, the Devil opens the door and the minute he gets in, he shouts "OK, coffee break's over, get back on your heads!"
2006-07-10 15:59:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz thx
2006-07-10 16:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah,we've heard it.
2006-07-10 23:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-10 23:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by haybabyjess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. gross, but funny.
2006-07-10 23:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by leiar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- eww!
2006-07-10 23:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha -ewwwwww!!!
thats gross!!
2006-07-10 23:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz.. :D
2006-07-10 23:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ms.Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋