Entertainment & Music - 10 July 2006

A man and a woman are riding next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. She sneezes again and takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

Finally, he turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"

The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."

2006-07-10 17:33:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 17:33:14 · 5 answers · asked by ~baby~ 1 in Music

Doesn't seem to be much of them out there

2006-07-10 17:31:52 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Megs 5 in Horoscopes

Am I the only one in America who finds Ellen DeGeneres annoying?

2006-07-10 17:31:16 · 26 answers · asked by grlinwhite 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-10 17:30:34 · 36 answers · asked by Scott K 2 in Movies

Clean, Dirty, Whatever

2006-07-10 17:30:33 · 24 answers · asked by Joe B 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ok... so i am just wondering.. why the hell do guys find it SOOOO sexy if a girl wears a thong? i mean its one thing for the girl.. but why do guys love it so much

2006-07-10 17:28:12 · 13 answers · asked by jackdanielschik17 2 in Other - Entertainment

we just can't see eye to eye, there aint no good guy, there aint no bad guy, there's just me and you..........that's all I know, please help

2006-07-10 17:28:05 · 10 answers · asked by aloisec1 2 in Music

2006-07-10 17:28:04 · 1 answers · asked by melbreaus 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-10 17:27:33 · 14 answers · asked by cartola10 1 in Movies

2006-07-10 17:27:07 · 9 answers · asked by vale_duck_torian_2004 1 in Music

1. Who would win in an octagon fight, where there are rules and such.

2. Who would win in a no-rules bare-paw street fight?

2006-07-10 17:26:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 17:26:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Put in order with your #1 pick in 1. My husband who is the biggest south park fan will pick the best answers! Good Luck!

2006-07-10 17:26:08 · 5 answers · asked by ilovecarebears 4 in Television

2006-07-10 17:25:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A few weeks ago on Raw, the world witnessed the reunion of Triple H and (the Game) and Shawn Michaels (HBK). Since then, they have been embarassing Vince McMahon. At Vengeance, DX defeated the sissy Spirit Squad in a five-on-two handicap match. HBK shoved one of the male cheerleaders up Triple H's butt. They even did a skit in which they play Vince and Shane. But the real humiliation came when human waste was dumped on Vince, Shane, and the Spirit Squad. DX took over control on Raw when they were banned from the building. I really craced up when firecrackers were shooting out of Vince's limosine. I have to admit that DX provide some laughter, but they are dead serious in the ring. What are your thoughts, good or bad, about DX's reunion? You think they went too far?

2006-07-10 17:25:06 · 7 answers · asked by sebrina_richardson 3 in Television

guess what it means

2006-07-10 17:25:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I much prefer to hold a book or magazine in my hands and flip the pages - I could never read a book or mag that was downloaded on a computer. What about you? Do you think it will ever be that the common way of reading will be off a computer screen?

2006-07-10 17:24:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pick three of the following 8 celebs, and then put them in a movie where they are turned into statues and describe how it happens.

a) Paris Hilton
b) Pamela Anderson
c) Kelly Kelly(the ecw stripper)
d) Jessica Alba
e) Lindsay Lohan
f) J Lo
g) Jessica Simpson
h) Beyonce

2006-07-10 17:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

hey juss how gr8 is this i juss go to 8th grade and then i get kicked ot from the school i love it no homeworks no need to run from detention no ******* teachers no french i juss love it who likes it

2006-07-10 17:22:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

not that way for u people thinkin it sickos get ur mind out the gutter

2006-07-10 17:22:09 · 3 answers · asked by Elizabeth W 2 in Other - Entertainment

Who has heard of His Infernal Majesty? They rock!! If you love them as much as me email me. rios.ashley@sbcglobal.net OMG I can't beleive there is gonna be another heartagram!

2006-07-10 17:22:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love Kaysar... I don't like Will at all he's very aggorate! Tell me what you think about whats going on in Big Brother right now.. I think that Danielle should go because she was spreading crap abound about Janelle and Howie putting themselves up on the block... in other words she made them sound stupid! Why would they put themselves up to go?! That'd be stupid!!!!!!

Thanks!

2006-07-10 17:21:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I liked the sheriff and his wife, the doctor, on "Invasion" and, on "Surface" the young boy's care for Nim was endearing.

2006-07-10 17:21:22 · 4 answers · asked by jom 4 in Television

2006-07-10 17:20:02 · 27 answers · asked by phil 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think it has taken over the minds of our generation

2006-07-10 17:19:31 · 16 answers · asked by smarin1987 2 in Television

2006-07-10 17:19:13 · 3 answers · asked by froggy_cana_girl 1 in Music

HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird
We had plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with friends all day, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said nothing.
I said I love you but got no reply
We went home and watched TV and I felt I was loosing him. He was distant and absent.
Finally I went to bed. He came to bed and to my surprise we made love but I still thought he was distracted.
He fell asleep - I cried, I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster

HIS DIARY
The Oilers lost today, but at least I got laid.

2006-07-10 17:18:37 · 39 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 17:18:31 · 21 answers · asked by afireinside 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-10 17:18:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys