Let's try something new...?

Question

Pick three of the following 8 celebs, and then put them in a movie where they are turned into statues and describe how it happens.

a) Paris Hilton
b) Pamela Anderson
c) Kelly Kelly(the ecw stripper)
d) Jessica Alba
e) Lindsay Lohan
f) J Lo
g) Jessica Simpson
h) Beyonce

Answer 1

Ok Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are driving in Lindsay's car... then she crashes into the back of J.Lo, and J. Lo is really angry, so Paris gets out of Lindsay's car to smack over J.Lo and she of course isnt wearing any panties, Lindsay wasnt wearing her seatbelt, so she is halfway through the windscreen.

Paparazzi quickly comes onto the scene, of course, but one of the young photographers has a special camera that has a tendency to turn whoever is photographed into statues when on auto shutter and 66 photos have been shot in sequence.

The camera turns the socialite/celebrities into statues as Tinkerbell is biting J.Lo's boob, Lindsay is stuck in the windscreen and Paris is looking at herself in the reflection of J.Lo's sunglasses whilst knocking her to the ground with an oversized Dior handbag.
Magically Lindsay has an almost full cup of coffee, and the statue forms as coffee is splashing from the cup...

You need to use your imagination, I cant get it down in words.. not enough time.

Answer 2

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Beyonce

Answer 3

J Lo, Beyonce & Jessica Alba in the movie "No Tampering" they were turned into statues because they were punished for tampering with their original beauty. Having themselves fixed by some beauty doctors.

Answer 4

Paris Hilton becomes a statue bc she is in the middle of screwing a really perverted cement truck driver. they start having sex in the back of his truck but he forgets to turn it off first so they both turn into statues and it is of them having sex. then the next day jessica simpson & lindsay lohan are walking together and they get into a big fight as they near a construction sight. they could not decide who was the bigger $lut. they accidentally knocked over a big bucket of cement and started rolling around in it bc they thought it was mud. they were still fighting a few minutes later, and they began turning into statues. and that statue was of them rolling around on the ground. so then the construction workers put it up in front of the sight to make people aware of the wet cement and buckets to be careful bc its idiots like jessica and lindsay that cause people harm in the world. the end.

Answer 5

J-Lo, Lindsay-Lo, and Paris Hilton all in a movie about kids who put salt on slugs. JLo is about to ***** slap Lindsay and Paris for being so naiive in general, when one slug begins to speak...

You just salted a magic slug dumbass - and the magic slug turns them into statues of themselves with a cut away section frozen in plexiglass showing their diminutive (small) brains.

J-Lo gets away ok, because the magic slug he like-ah the boooootTayyyyy. :o)

Answer 6

It's a dark and sunny day at the local podunk mall in San Fransico cali. Little Jessica Simpson was just out with her latest boy toy, enjoying the day... when out of nowhere....! Jessica Alba comes screaming into the mall and flying tackles Jessica Simpson! They both go flying into the nearest pretzel stand and yells of pain and anguish can be heard...
Jessica Simpson finally manages to free herself of Jessica Alba's Death Grip and asks her why she flying tackled her into the yummy pretzel stand. Jessica Alba replies.."BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS JESSICA!, and we both sing and dance!" So Jessica Alba then dones something completely random and unexpected... She takes out her cell phone and calls Her best friend in the whole world...J Lo, and tells J Lo to get her big butt down to the podunk mall asap! *2 hours later* J Lo shows up and Jessica Alba thanks her for showing up so quickly. Then Jessica Alba challenges Jessica Simpson to a Dance/Sing/See who has the biggest boobs, off... and J Lo, Jessica's boy toy and the weird, smelly bag lady at the mall are the judge's for it. Jessica Alba begins to sing and dance... she's pretty good... but then Jessica SImpson starts to get her Dance/Sing on and Jessica Alba sees that she has no chance at winning.. So she then uses her Chuck Norris like powers to Turn Jessica Simpson into Stone! But because Jessica Alba wears contacts her "turn people into stone" lasers mess up and she turns her best friend J Lo into stone too! In her deep sadness for lossing her BFF Jessica Alba begins to weep in the mall... Though, being the genius that she is.. she forgot to stop using her "turn people into stone" lasers and the lasers bounce off her tears and turn her into stone too! So, the story ends with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and J Lo all left turned to stone in the middle of some podunk mall in san franciso cali. But what becomes of Jessica Simpson's boy toy and the weird smelly bag lady you ask? While the whole turning into stone thing was going on the to of them really hit it off and they are now happy married with 3 kids, living in a van down by a river... THE END!

Answer 7

paris, jessica simpson, and lindsey lohan.
CRONICALS OF NARNIA
the evil witch zaps them.

Answer 8

BEYONCE. TURNS INTO STATUE FOR SAYING OH OH TO MUCH FOR THE BOOTY DANCE

Answer 9

Stop. You're hurting me.

Answer 10

NO! i don't like new things.

i fear change.