If your family were held hostage by a group of insane terrorists dressed as hobo rodeo clowns, and they gave you a choice. Either your family dies a slow and painful death, or you had to have sex with on of the characters portrayed by Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman, IMDB search him if you need to see the list.) What character of his would you sleep with, or would you allow your family to die?
2006-07-10 16:40:57 · 21 answers · asked by vertical732 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
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2006-07-10 16:41:10 · update #1
Don't you people remember "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy" on SNL?
2006-07-10 16:50:28 · update #2
To those of you who didn't get it, and wanted to know how I came up with the question, here it is...
There are a lot of really dumb questions on this service, really dumb. Many involve elements of politics, sex, religion and other hot button topics. I have been thinking of ways to combine the philisophical and comidic into a question that not only has elements of the "hot button" with sheer lunacy. A way to make people laugh and think at the same time. So taking elements from "Shakes the Clown," SNL, current events, and the rediculous it hit me. As I fliped channels after watching my man David Wright come up just shrt in the HR Derby I saw that Pee-Wee's Playhouse had come on late night TV. Since Paul Reubens was caught masterbating, ending his run with that character it just seemed to be perfect. It's great that some of you "got it" but it's sad many of you didn't, hence the explanation.... don't take life, or youself too seriously and you'll have a much better time in life.
2006-07-11 00:38:33 · update #3
Dear Staple King,
You are a truely deluded person, you have no idea of how the world really works. After all in a conservative society, there are more terrorists than average people, and in a liberal society there is more compassion and peace, so therefore you conclusions are false. Either way you are a coward yourself, as opposed to the war hero you claim is one. If you weren't such a fearful fool you would allow others to contact you, but fear of truth entering your shallow and pathetic world view you are afraid to enter into any kind of real debate. It's too bad, because perhaps you would someday actually learn something.
2006-07-11 00:45:21 · update #4
I would do Pee Wee on the back seat of his bike, in his playhouse, screaming the word of the day over and over, and I guess as a side benefit my family could live...
2006-07-10 16:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by Gynolotrimena Lubriderma-Smith 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
In a liberal society, everyone dies anyway so you really do not have much choice. In a convservative society, there are no terrorists so the family is not in that position anyway. I cannot fully answer your question then based on the previous posts.
2006-07-11 07:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sheesh, uh... I guess I would have sex with Paul Reubens...*shudder* to save my family... but not dressed up as Pee Wee Herman... Very thought provoking question.
2006-07-10 23:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Sappho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure wouldn't want my family to die! If I had the unfortunate choice of what character, I guess the one he played on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...after he lost his arm of course, at least it would be less groping. It would be the lesser of the evils!!
2006-07-10 23:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vampire character he played in Buffy the original movie.
2006-07-10 23:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by The Grand Inquisitor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy from mystery men....that character! I would do anything for my family, no matter what the cost. hahaha
what a silly question...thanks for a laugh rodeo clowns!
2006-07-10 23:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by mermaideelou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow very deep thinking dude!
not!all i would do is pray to god no such thing would ever happen to me n my family
u know what some of the worst crimes in history, the perpetrator get their ideas from fiction
u be carefull
2006-07-10 23:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by vanilla2415 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...
Tough choice....
Pee Wee Herman... or my family dies...
I'd shoot myself and leave the choice to someone else in my family...
2006-07-10 23:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by pingin_69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, he was pretty manly in Blow, but he was a twinkle toes as Pee Wee....really creepy.
2006-07-10 23:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by ♥o_wise1♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would sleep with the character he played in the movie Blow. That wimpy drug dealer type that he played wasn't too bad....
2006-07-10 23:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋