1. he is de[riving a village of its idiot
2. not the brightest buld on the christmas tree
3. a few peas short of a casserole
4. fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
5. an intellect rivalled only by garden tools
6. chimneys clogged
7. doesnt have all his dogs on one leash
8. elevator doesnt go all the way to the top floor
9. forgot to pay her brain pill
10. her sewing machines out of thread
11. his antenna doesnt pick up all the channels
12. his belt doesnt go through all the loops
13. missing a few buttons on his remote control
14. not the sharpest knife on in drawer
15. the whels spinning, but the hamster s dead
16. she doesnt have all the chairs around the table
17. shes not the brightest crayon in the box
18. about as sharp as a marble
2006-07-10 16:51:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not overburdened with intelligence. Such as numerous people on Yahoo! Answers.
A Yankees fan.
2006-07-10 16:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mike R 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How about
1. Six beers short of a six pack
2. Where's the creamy filling?
3. The lights are on but no ones home
4. Numb from the brain down
5. Looking for the corners in a round room
6. Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
7. When I whispered in his ear all I got was an echo
8. He has a few screws loose
9. He forgot to push his on button
10. His favorite color is clear
I could keep going, I grew up in a very hilarious family!!
2006-07-10 17:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by teashy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush
2006-07-10 16:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by bhurley79 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 clowns short of a circus.
Started life stupid and went sideways.
Has the attention span of Boo Radely.
As interesting as a common brick.
Couldn't lead an ant to a picnic.
Can't remember which way to turn a door knob.
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose.
2006-07-10 18:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheese slid off his cracker
As intelligent as a box of hair
Few french fries short of a happy meal
2006-07-10 16:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not the sharpest tool in the shed, 50 cents short of a dollar.
2006-07-10 16:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by AndWhatNot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lights are on, but no ones home.
intellectually challenged
couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
His/her brain is on permanent vacation.
His/her brain took a leave of absence and never came back
2006-07-10 16:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by mac_guy_ver 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the village called. they want their idiot back.
pogo stick in a mine field.
the refridgerator light just doesn't come on.
shes a few candy bars short of a happy trick or treater.
2006-07-10 17:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's missing a few boxes in the attic...
He's missing a couple pieces of the puzzle...(tap head to make point :D)
2006-07-10 17:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumber than a box of rocks
2006-07-10 17:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋