There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
2006-07-10 16:47:59 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... help I have fallen and I cant get up!
2006-07-10 16:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2006-07-10 23:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by Adalina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it , clean and cute. I am sure it will offend some but we all have different tastes in humor. Keep it up with the clean, funny stuff.
2006-07-10 23:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, sounds like most of the true blue "christians" in my neighborhood.
2006-07-10 23:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by bones54 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thank you, thank you so very much for making my day.It's the first laugh I have had and it felt great.
2006-07-10 23:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i betr the mayor iz feelin really pissed right now lol good 1
2006-07-10 23:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha cute one. Your good! I want to see you do stand-up, the best joke teller!
2006-07-10 23:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by mermaideelou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay,folks.How many times have we heard that one this week?
2006-07-10 23:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats adultery
2006-07-10 23:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Leo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.... me too, that's why I don't go to confession. Best wishes
2006-07-10 23:50:44 · answer #10 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-07-11 20:29:54 · answer #11 · answered by Mana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋