Entertainment & Music - 25 June 2006

there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blond trapped on an island. the brunette said, "maybe we can swim to a nearby city and survive. i'll go first." the brunette got 1/4 of the way then drowned. the redhead went next. she got 1/3 of the way, then drowned. the blonde went next. she got half way and said, "whew, i'm starting to get tired, i better turn around and go back"


is this one funny

2006-06-25 22:21:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The white poeple don't even know these Latin people...they don't know if they are Mexican, Hispanic, Colombian, whatever...They just keep looking at us like if they R saing, "What the hell R U doing here, get out of out country you *******." U know most of white ppl think this...

2006-06-25 22:21:18 · 16 answers · asked by Dude 2 in Polls & Surveys

The movie is called STALIN, it is an HBO production. I could not find it on any P2P tool. What makes it harder is that I live overseas and cannot order the movie. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

2006-06-25 22:19:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-25 22:18:03 · 1 answers · asked by THE EINSTIEN 1 in Music

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000
and
felt really good about he results. On her way home she stopped at a
dress
shop to look around. As she was leaving, she aid to the sales clerk, "I
hope
you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35"
was the
reply. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After
that
she went nto McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same
question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she
said,
feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old
man the
same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.
But
when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I
put my
hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no
one
around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand
up her
skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The
old
man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."

2006-06-25 22:17:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yes, I am THAT old. A second VS: Francis vs Mr. Ed vs Donkey of Shrek: Who is your favorite?

2006-06-25 22:11:06 · 11 answers · asked by Cliffather 2 in Television

mine is on August 5th...any near that date or in same month

2006-06-25 22:10:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

what dose this mean to you

Moonlight illuminate my night and my days sunray make the people say
And a vision something's missing so they're screaming out loud
Keep my feet on ground and my head in the clouds.
I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go
And I know and I go and I go get up and go
Make me feel its for real tell me what you know.

I don't need to glorify,
Ate the apple of the tree and tried to lie,
In the garden ill remember
That's when I started to sing
I said death brings life into uncertain things,
Cut some slack for me
Sun setting autumn breeze
Sound is moving like a chorus
Keep hearing that melody,
Check the radio but theres nothing playing,
Check the radio again but theres nothing playing.

2006-06-25 22:03:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-25 22:00:49 · 12 answers · asked by Gabo 2 in Television

2006-06-25 21:56:01 · 4 answers · asked by yatabazah 1 in Movies

I have an angel,
she is so sweet.
the more i talk to her
the faster my heart beats

I have an angel,
I know that she is real.
we will have a lifetime together
a Paradise we will build.

I have an angel,
she is so far away.
I love her so much.
I wish she was here today.

I have an angel,
she means so much to me.
one day we will be together.
How happy I will be.

I have an angel,
she will not fly away.
She loves me more than anything.
What else can I say.

I have an angel,
together we will be.
And she will tell me,
how I set her free.

I have an angel,
she is so pretty.
And one day she'll give me,
an angel that looks like me.

This poem was for my girlfriend. I wrote it about 2 years ago. may 25 my girlfriend gave me my angel. Her name is Aspyn! Tell me what u think of my poem

2006-06-25 21:52:02 · 14 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Polls & Surveys

Please can somebody explain what the heck the Rossguild (?correct spelling) is and would it actually matter if they were from there? I have asked loads of people from the age of 12 to 70 and no one seems to know what they are talking about either.

2006-06-25 21:51:57 · 3 answers · asked by pirateladjim 2 in Music

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife.

Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously ‘What ya doin dad?’ His father quickly replied,

‘I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.’

To which Little Johnny replied ‘What ya gonna do, screw him?’

2006-06-25 21:51:28 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Does any1 like or heard of Alien Ant Farm,linkin park,korn,afi.

2006-06-25 21:51:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

People, unlike early days, we can find lots of cute and sophisticated looking teen girls doing porn now.. It could be softcore, solo or even hardcore.. What is the main reason, other than money, for them to do this? I saw an article that most of the girls do this for fun.. Isn't this unconvincing? What is their day-to-day life like? Being a 23 year old, I think exploring the other side of this can be interesting.. I'm not talking ONLY about professional porn stars. Girls, you too are welcome to answer this.

2006-06-25 21:50:58 · 24 answers · asked by Teejay 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-25 21:50:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-25 21:50:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I want to buy one for my 11 year old daughter. I have heard they are excellent guitars, and they seem to be good value for money.

In the UK they are not available in red or in green (the colour she wants), but are they available in these colours in the U.S. or in Canada?

2006-06-25 21:48:03 · 1 answers · asked by stilll40 2 in Music

I downloaded a music file and it is a RAM file.When I tried to open it in both Winamp and Media Player ,it shows an error.How can I play it?

2006-06-25 21:43:56 · 7 answers · asked by anjus 3 in Music

and is over the age of 25

2006-06-25 21:43:44 · 8 answers · asked by vetta b 3 in Other - Entertainment

1st man says "why did u bring that horse up in the lift"
2nd man says"because thestair would have killed it"

2006-06-25 21:43:30 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared.
Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Well, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

2006-06-25 21:41:39 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-25 21:41:15 · 3 answers · asked by Leo F 1 in Music

confusion at its best. The truth lies in this. Im
closer to nothing then ive ever been. the horrible
reality is, i dont really exist. to find out the
correct answer is true bliss. just dont blink or you
might miss. Just what you learn to regret. and dont
keep looking for it or you will start to stress. life
comes like a puzzle, a total mess. Take your time, it
all fits.
Tell me how the poem makes u feel. im looking for some feed back. I wrote this about 5 years ago and never showed anyone....

2006-06-25 21:40:48 · 10 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Before Sex Do U Prefer A Hot French Kiss Or A Nice And Innocent Kiss?

2006-06-25 21:36:37 · 16 answers · asked by slim_jim355 1 in Polls & Surveys

what about the Halloween series (michael myers)
or A Nightmare On Elm Street.
I love them all.

2006-06-25 21:35:58 · 41 answers · asked by zjhzhxhf 1 in Movies

who do u like best even if they already killed off lol

2006-06-25 21:35:53 · 3 answers · asked by vetta b 3 in Movies

2006-06-25 21:32:40 · 15 answers · asked by epithet 1 in Movies

2006-06-25 21:32:30 · 11 answers · asked by youle 1 in Television

Do you think all the drama from their Mommy's world will effect them in any way?...thanks!

2006-06-25 21:30:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities