An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared.
Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Well, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2006-06-25 21:41:39 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a great one dude!!!!!!!!
2006-06-25 22:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Four persons were travelling in a First Class compartment.but belonging to different Nations.
The first one introduced himself and said I am a Brigadier I am married I have three sons and all of them are Doctors.
The second one said I too a Brigadier I am married and I have three sons and all of them are Engineers.
The third one said Oh What a coincidence I too am a Brigadier I am also married and I have three sons and all of them are Lawyers.
The fourth one said I am not a Brigadier I am not married But I have three sons and all of them are Brigadiers.
2006-06-26 06:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I've heard this before, but that was hilarious!
2006-06-26 04:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by LOVE2LD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
Really funny.
Its just great
2006-06-26 07:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by crazychahat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat is funnie..... real cool, just cnt stop imagining it .... awesome
2006-06-26 04:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by adage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol who said old people dont get freeky lol
2006-06-26 05:13:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
***** Freaky
lol
2006-06-26 04:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was great sweetie.
2006-06-26 04:51:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious broad comedy :D
2006-06-26 07:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by Maria Abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2006-06-26 04:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by vetta b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! lol..so funny 10plus a thumbs up^^ thx!
2006-06-26 05:27:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋