Entertainment & Music - 25 June 2006

First one to make me laugh gets the 10.
=)

2006-06-25 21:29:43 · 46 answers · asked by zjhzhxhf 1 in Jokes & Riddles

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! It start like this.

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

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The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager

2006-06-25 21:29:27 · 8 answers · asked by fact finder 1 in Jokes & Riddles

After Brad's split with Jen he just grates on me.

2006-06-25 21:29:04 · 29 answers · asked by machinator 3 in Celebrities

What quick, easy-to-learn online thing can I study? Something that's fun and occupies the verbal mind would be nice.

One example is studying latin.

Side-question: Also, do you know what I look like nowadays? Do you see video feeds of what my eyes see, or only what a camera captures of me?

2006-06-25 21:27:31 · 3 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

What would the theme to it be?...thank you!

2006-06-25 21:27:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1 of my friends wants 2 know Harry Potter's email address ?Can any 1 tell it 2 me?Plz???/////////////......

2006-06-25 21:25:12 · 6 answers · asked by the invinci 1 in Movies

Marry someone in the industry of hollywood or an unknown,or ordinary person they have met along the way?Or possibly someone they met prior to becoming well known in their career? thanks!

2006-06-25 21:24:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-25 21:23:51 · 22 answers · asked by chigaimasu 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-25 21:21:08 · 1 answers · asked by ▲▼ßððĝiз▼▲ 4 in Music

Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeked in and caught his folks in The Act.

Before his dad could even react, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, Daddy agreed.

Johnny hopped on and Daddy started going to town. Pretty soon Mommy started moaning and gasping.

Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

2006-06-25 21:19:47 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Great movies have great soundtracks. Name 5 soundtracks that people immediately associate with the movie it is from.

2006-06-25 21:16:59 · 16 answers · asked by Mrs. Mojo Jojo 3 in Movies

2006-06-25 21:14:22 · 18 answers · asked by ZiZy 2 in Horoscopes

this isnt my best stuff, but i was moved to write today so i just started.....


im not sure what to say really...each drop that falls on this swamped heart is a song i've written in vain, so why do i complain when i see the clouds gather in the masses? i deserve every punch you've thrown with your pretty lips. words i cant even repeat unless i lose what sanity is left of me. the way you looked as i walked away was the most gorgeous thing ive ever seen....then i closed the door and walked out. what does all this mean? i dont know but you show me how much of a loser i can be and yet i just agree.

2006-06-25 21:12:44 · 34 answers · asked by playaninstrument 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-25 21:11:00 · 7 answers · asked by sportin_jenny 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-25 21:09:52 · 4 answers · asked by sportin_jenny 2 in Music

2006-06-25 21:08:54 · 29 answers · asked by slim_jim355 1 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone read "The Oath" by Frank Peretti? I personally think he is awesome and I LOVE "The Oath". What do y'all think?

2006-06-25 21:07:56 · 3 answers · asked by Dawn 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-25 21:04:28 · 7 answers · asked by ryn 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Pretty much self explanatory:

i can't do harmonics and tapping on my electric guitar and i have no idea how. the explanations on the web are very complicated and i don't take lessons.

so i was hoping i could find help here.

2006-06-25 21:02:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the
creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said,
"No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in
TV and stereo headset!"

George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't
look like you are handicapped?"

The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your
*** from drowning."

Funny comments anybody...anybody? Hello? Are you there?
Where is there?

SmileyCat : )

2006-06-25 21:02:34 · 7 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think of Naveen Andrews, sayid on the tv show lost. I personally think he is completely gorgeous and is my fav character on the series.

2006-06-25 21:01:05 · 6 answers · asked by Maria 2 in Television

2006-06-25 21:00:33 · 6 answers · asked by M S 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-25 20:55:03 · 18 answers · asked by Lauren 1 in Other - Entertainment

situation: Me and a friend are interested in playing together in a "band". i currently own a Fender Squier Strat. my friend is going to buy an electric guitar

complcation: he likes the ibanez starter kit [www.musiciansfriend.com]

question: will there be a difference in tone/sound? will it be very clear and very different? should he dig further into his pocket and get a matching guitar?

2006-06-25 20:55:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-25 20:53:59 · 23 answers · asked by kimberlee 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-25 20:53:48 · 7 answers · asked by bala k 1 in Horoscopes

i hope that is clear. don't know how else to explain it. is it possible?

2006-06-25 20:53:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-25 20:52:52 · 3 answers · asked by ayunan585 1 in Music

2006-06-25 20:50:23 · 4 answers · asked by mike 1 in Music

She walks up to the counter and demands immediate service.
Woman: Give me some fish and chips now you ugly looking scumbag (I'm a christian and I'm not swearing). I want them now, GIVE ME THE FISH AND CHIPS NOW!
The poor chappie who was working in the shop was put back.
Man: You shouldn't talk to people like that, its very rude.
Woman: Get stuffed and gimme my food now.
Man: I won't unless you speak properly to me.
Woman: How the heck am I supposed to speak?
Man: Be polite that's how. I know why don't you come round here and I'll be the custamer, then I'll show you.
So the woman obliges. The man walks aout the shop, then walks back in again with a smile on his face.
Man: My good woman could I please can I have a portion of chips and a lovely fish please?
Woman: Get stuffed creep, you wouldn't serve me when I was round there so what makes you think I'll give you anything Bog off.

2006-06-25 20:47:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles