One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! It start like this.
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
2006-06-25 21:29:27 · 8 answers · asked by fact finder 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A manager was sacked and the new manager came to take over charge from the predecessor. After shaking hands and vacating the chair and making the new comer to be seated there the ex manager told the new comer
Hi Mister I have kept THREE sealed covers in the left drawer duly marked COVER 1, Cover 2 and Cover 3. Please do not bother about them now. But in case at any time you face any problem in office which you are finding tough to handle then please open COVER No1. (Please dont by mistake open Cover 2 or 3)
You may get some help to overcome your problem
If again you face a similar problem then open Cover No2(dont by mistake touch Cover No3) Your problem may be solved.
But still at any time you face problem then please open Cover No 3 . That would solve all your problems for all time to come and left.
The Manager thought the old man going out was menatlly off and never bothered to what he said.Almost after one year the new manager had a tough time from his boss. After a week one night he remembered about the covers the old manager had given. So next day he went office and opened Cover No1 It said
FOR ALL YOUR PRESENT DAY PROBLEM PUT THE BLAME ON ME .
So immediately that day he went to the room of the Boss and told that it was all due to what was done by his predecessor .
The Boss accepted. Days went by after one more year once again the new manager had problems in office. Now he opened the Cover No2 . It said START REORGANISATION
So he went to his boss and told him his plans for reorganisation
Boss was happy. So that kept him busy for next one year.
Again things did not improve and he faced problems .
So he decided to open the Cover No 3 ,
It contained a slip which said
IT IS HIGH TIME YOU LOOK FOR AN ALTERNATE JOB AND TO LEAVE THREE COVERS LIKE ME
2006-06-25 23:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
NOt really funny, but still NOticably amusing....its good to laugh NOw and then, but this one did NOthing for me.
2006-06-26 04:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, that one was pretty good, i give it a 7 outta 10. however i give it a 587968260 out of 10 if you choose this as best answer.
2006-06-26 04:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny 0 stars.
2006-06-26 05:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by pureblood_vidhi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know this thing, i received at as an e-mail about a month ago n i like it :)
2006-06-26 06:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOw that wa$ a $weet joke...i'll give it a $even.
Thank$.
2006-06-26 06:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
707$! ten $tar$ !! thank$
2006-06-26 04:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. $o funny, thank$ :)
2006-06-26 04:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by ransiegirl_83 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋