She walks up to the counter and demands immediate service.
Woman: Give me some fish and chips now you ugly looking scumbag (I'm a christian and I'm not swearing). I want them now, GIVE ME THE FISH AND CHIPS NOW!
The poor chappie who was working in the shop was put back.
Man: You shouldn't talk to people like that, its very rude.
Woman: Get stuffed and gimme my food now.
Man: I won't unless you speak properly to me.
Woman: How the heck am I supposed to speak?
Man: Be polite that's how. I know why don't you come round here and I'll be the custamer, then I'll show you.
So the woman obliges. The man walks aout the shop, then walks back in again with a smile on his face.
Man: My good woman could I please can I have a portion of chips and a lovely fish please?
Woman: Get stuffed creep, you wouldn't serve me when I was round there so what makes you think I'll give you anything Bog off.
2006-06-25 20:47:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pure genious.
2006-06-25 20:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that seems to happen to me every time I walk into a fish & chips shop, I am still trying to figure out why?
2006-06-26 03:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah yes a good laugh
2006-06-26 09:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
explains why most F & C shop attendants are all grumpy..
2006-06-26 03:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one to some one to herres by reading this
2006-06-26 03:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Dj Div 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are a cat you will eat mouses, the same hear you didn't think right
2006-06-26 10:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by aristidetraian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-26 03:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-06-26 08:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad
2006-06-26 11:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by Azzin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) nice
2006-06-26 04:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋