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Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeked in and caught his folks in The Act.

Before his dad could even react, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, Daddy agreed.

Johnny hopped on and Daddy started going to town. Pretty soon Mommy started moaning and gasping.

Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

2006-06-25 21:19:47 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

I've posted this joke for like twenty times already, still made me laugh though!!!!

Here's another one for you:

Little Johny was passing by his parents room one night, when he saw his mom doing the chicken dance on his father!!! A bit ignorant of the situation he asked: "Mom, what are you doing to dad?" To which she replied: "Well you see son, your dad has so much air inside of him that every once in a while I try to jump on him like this so as to take out that air!!!!" Then little Johny said: "OOOH I SEE!! But that won't work!" His mom (a bit confused) asked why? Then Johny replied: "The thing is, that every morning after you go to work the neighbor comes by and blows him back up!!!!"

2006-06-26 06:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 1 0

I love Little Johnny jokes...keep em coming!

2006-06-26 05:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0 0

I don't like it, I just Like and Love you.

good luck.

2006-06-26 04:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

EWWWWWWW........What the **** was that dad thinking?!!!!
AND THE SON!!! SO DAMN IGNORANT!!!
But it made me Lauf Out Loud

2006-06-26 04:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dude 2 · 0 0

very good one. made me lol

2006-06-26 04:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by granny's baby 4 · 0 0

lmbo

2006-06-26 04:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by ∞ЯìéЯìé ☺№1â„ 2 · 0 0

LMAO, that's great...
WoW!!!

2006-06-26 04:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0 0

PMPLOL

2006-06-26 04:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by Firewire 2 · 0 0

0_0

2006-06-26 04:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0 0

Lol :)

2006-06-26 04:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

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