Entertainment & Music - 17 June 2006

2006-06-17 17:37:12 · 9 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-17 17:37:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-17 17:36:58 · 15 answers · asked by teambargain 6 in Polls & Surveys

Move my mountain with your mustard seeds.

2006-06-17 17:36:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1.It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile

2.You take me away
From the pain
And you bring me paradise
And when there were cloudy
days you brought sunshine in my life
It never occurred
To me the first time I saw your face
I would fall so deep in love
That your love can't be replaced

3.I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

2006-06-17 17:36:46 · 20 answers · asked by รкเttlєร 3 in Music

On Rolodex(R)-type cards
On my computer in a contact manager or database
On my cell phone
On my PDA
On business cards stuffed in my desk drawer
On PostIt (R) Notes stuck to my computer screen
Other

2006-06-17 17:34:53 · 8 answers · asked by teambargain 6 in Polls & Surveys

I heard a rap version of BINGO at a day care and have no luck finding the CD or even who the artist was.

2006-06-17 17:34:41 · 3 answers · asked by sjohnson9501@sbcglobal.net 2 in Music

ok, so there are 2 muffins in an oven. the first muffin says "______!. then the second muffin yells "______!"

what are the blanks in the joke? (fill them in!)

2006-06-17 17:34:24 · 10 answers · asked by notepad39 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-17 17:33:50 · 19 answers · asked by masked_man 1 in Movies

2006-06-17 17:31:51 · 14 answers · asked by sharrron 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApJUvIMt9xZ4vPwLVQR8xh7sy6IX?qid=20060616222544AAXEUc6

2006-06-17 17:31:34 · 1 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-17 17:31:25 · 6 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Other - Entertainment

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man,
"Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know". The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or either of each?" The man
looking angrier and replied, "I don't know!" The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are Two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

2006-06-17 17:30:43 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-17 17:30:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-17 17:30:07 · 11 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Other - Entertainment

I was just curious. They both look great! Thnaks.

2006-06-17 17:27:39 · 16 answers · asked by Brian V 1 in Movies

sorry for the old and lame jokes, but this place is dead tonight :)

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the
Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.

2006-06-17 17:26:47 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone who wants to come and chill with an hot lonely girl

2006-06-17 17:25:05 · 2 answers · asked by candy 1 in Music

what is yo fav song(s)???

2006-06-17 17:23:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-17 17:23:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?!?!?! IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE "BIG ****** CHICKEN".....IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!

2006-06-17 17:22:49 · 8 answers · asked by yadayadayada04 1 in Television

2006-06-17 17:22:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Late at night a burglar breaks into an empty house. He's going through a bedroom, when, out of the living area a voice says "I can see you, Jesus can see you too."

The burglar freezes like a statue. He can hear his own heartbeat thumping as a clock on the wall ticks.

After 10 minutes he has no choice but to try to escape, but no sooner has he taken a step the voice floats into the room again.

"I can see you, Jesus can see you too."

Nearly paralysed with fear, but wondering what the hell was going on, he slowly edges forward to the doorway to peer out into the dark lounge.

"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." says the voice.

The burglar flicks on the light and low and behold, the voice is nothing more than a parrot in the corner of the room in a cage.

"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." repeats the parrot.

The burglar laughs, "Ha ha, so what? You're just a fuc*ing parrot!

Replies the parrot, "I may be a fuc*ing parrot, but Jesus is a fuc*ing doberman!"

2006-06-17 17:21:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-17 17:20:39 · 18 answers · asked by superspongeseven 4 in Celebrities

Late at night a burglar breaks into an empty house. He's going through a bedroom, when, out of the living area a voice says "I can see you, Jesus can see you too."

The burglar freezes like a statue. He can hear his own heartbeat thumping as a clock on the wall ticks.

After 10 minutes he has no choice but to try to escape, but no sooner has he taken a step the voice floats into the room again.

"I can see you, Jesus can see you too."

Nearly paralysed with fear, but wondering what the hell was going on, he slowly edges forward to the doorway to peer out into the dark lounge.

"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." says the voice.

The burglar flicks on the light and low and behold, the voice is nothing more than a parrot in the corner of the room in a cage.

"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." repeats the parrot.

The burglar laughs, "Ha ha, so what? You're just a fuc*ing parrot!

Replies the parrot, "I may be a fuc*ing parrot, but Jesus is a fuc*ing doberman!"

2006-06-17 17:19:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, "Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We only have canned and dry goods."

The next day, the duck returns.
"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."

On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any fresh fruit?"

2006-06-17 17:17:59 · 22 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

OK I hate to be one of the haters on here, but I have to know if anyone else can not stand Lindsay Lohan . Every magazine u pick up talks about her being drunk - hello?? She is like 19 or 20. Why is she allowed in these clubs?? Can anyone tell me why she is so great, cuz I dont see it.

2006-06-17 17:17:20 · 24 answers · asked by Mommaof2 2 in Celebrities

Pick a favorite vs. these guys or anyone else. I went to a Mark Knopfler concert in Nashville at the Ryman Auditorium. I was mesmerized ... I was able to buy the concert online and I listen to it all the time.Hendrix did some innovative things and Clapton is a legend. Stevie Ray is amazing and Carlos just keeps on dancing on the strings ... makes them play like a keyboard. If you doubt me, get the Moonflower album from the late 70s. There are others and you've got to give some due to Jimmy Page. But Knopfler is getting better with time. On stage, he gets an enormous amount of sound with just the slightest motion. Keith Richard is pretty damn good in that way, too. So many greats, so little time to enjoy them all.

2006-06-17 17:16:54 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

not too old!!!

2006-06-17 17:16:39 · 27 answers · asked by foxy 4 in Music

2006-06-17 17:16:01 · 7 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys