sorry for the old and lame jokes, but this place is dead tonight :)
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."
"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the
Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.
2006-06-17 17:26:47 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better??!!!!"
"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."
2006-06-17 17:27:05 · update #1
Pretty good. My first time hearing it.
2006-06-17 17:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 20⤊ 5⤋
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."
"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the
Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.
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Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows
2006-06-18 01:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by armandoavila86 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say that the path to heaven is paved with good intentions. I wonder if Bill Gates has heard of that one. On second thoughts...did the captain of the Titanic??
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Liked the joke!
2006-06-18 00:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by KarynneSmile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-06-18 00:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by jtdrury6365 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Thats hilarious.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 01:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny never heared b4, LOL
2006-06-18 00:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Combine and shorten. This is funny.
2006-06-18 00:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed that one.
2006-06-18 00:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah good!
2006-06-18 00:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i noe this sounds dumb, but i don't exactly understand the last paragraph.
2006-06-18 00:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by Deadly Nightshade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! good one i like it. i haven't heard it before though?
2006-06-18 00:44:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋