Late at night a burglar breaks into an empty house. He's going through a bedroom, when, out of the living area a voice says "I can see you, Jesus can see you too."
The burglar freezes like a statue. He can hear his own heartbeat thumping as a clock on the wall ticks.
After 10 minutes he has no choice but to try to escape, but no sooner has he taken a step the voice floats into the room again.
"I can see you, Jesus can see you too."
Nearly paralysed with fear, but wondering what the hell was going on, he slowly edges forward to the doorway to peer out into the dark lounge.
"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." says the voice.
The burglar flicks on the light and low and behold, the voice is nothing more than a parrot in the corner of the room in a cage.
"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." repeats the parrot.
The burglar laughs, "Ha ha, so what? You're just a fuc*ing parrot!
Replies the parrot, "I may be a fuc*ing parrot, but Jesus is a fuc*ing doberman!"
2006-06-17 17:19:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha awesome awesome
2006-06-17 17:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don give a joke like that u fuc*er man
2006-06-17 17:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't mess with jesus like that
2006-06-17 17:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by lil missnunu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but funniiieeee,
2006-06-17 17:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My, my my. What would Jesus say
2006-06-17 17:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!!!!
2006-06-17 17:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by lilwolfy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-06-17 17:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
--- LeeeN
2006-06-17 17:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... ahh... another classics... thanks.
2006-06-17 17:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋