A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, "Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We only have canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns.
"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."
On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any fresh fruit?"
2006-06-17 17:17:59 · 22 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wth..lol funnty! :o
lmao->
2006-06-17 17:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 2⤋
That was just about as funny as a screened
door in a submarine!
2006-06-18 00:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by cab veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Very good. Is it throw-back-joke night?
2006-06-18 00:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is Willy Nelson's favorite joke. He used a bar and grapes.
2006-06-18 00:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like !
Similar to the one where the lady kept on asking the greengrocer for onions, and he kept on telling her he has no onions.Eventually he cracked and asked her to spell onions, and she spelt 'o.n.i.o.n.s'..and he said 'no..it's f.o.n.i.a.n.s' ..and she said 'there is no f in onions'..and he replied..'that is exactly what i have been trying to tell you'....
2006-06-18 17:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
good
2006-06-18 00:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by pinkstealth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, and it's still funny!
2006-06-18 00:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by lilwolfy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's that a question?
funny though
2006-06-18 00:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ha ha ha ha ha
He he he he he
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 00:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgot how cheezy that one was.
2006-06-18 00:20:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed that one!
2006-06-18 00:30:38 · answer #11 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋