A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man,
"Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know". The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or either of each?" The man
looking angrier and replied, "I don't know!" The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are Two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"
2006-06-17 17:30:43 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it b4
and it still brought a smile on my face
2006-06-18 03:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by atimsa 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heard it previously...and that is nonetheless so damn humorous !!!...bravo. ok, this guy is going right into a brothel...yet all he has is $5.00. The madam says bypass into room 10. the guy does, yet all thats there's a rabbit. he's so damn proper so he is going after the rabbit. He chases the rabbit for an hour, catches it, and has his way with it. the subsequent day, he is going to an same brothel, with yet another $5.00. The madam says bypass to room 8. He does, yet its actual darkish. All he ought to work out is a guy looking by a one way reflect. He sits next to the guy and in the different room, there are 2 females making out. He says to the guy "wow, that is massive!". the guy says decrease back "yea, you need to were the following the former day...this guy became chasing some rabbit...".
2016-11-14 22:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Realie phunnie
--- LeeeN
2006-06-17 18:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-06-17 17:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!!
2006-06-17 17:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! I love it
2006-06-17 17:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i like it
2006-06-17 17:33:16 · answer #7 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it were only that simple!!!!
2006-06-17 18:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi! lol!
2006-06-17 17:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God!
2006-06-17 17:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋