Late at night a burglar breaks into an empty house. He's going through a bedroom, when, out of the living area a voice says "I can see you, Jesus can see you too."
The burglar freezes like a statue. He can hear his own heartbeat thumping as a clock on the wall ticks.
After 10 minutes he has no choice but to try to escape, but no sooner has he taken a step the voice floats into the room again.
"I can see you, Jesus can see you too."
Nearly paralysed with fear, but wondering what the hell was going on, he slowly edges forward to the doorway to peer out into the dark lounge.
"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." says the voice.
The burglar flicks on the light and low and behold, the voice is nothing more than a parrot in the corner of the room in a cage.
"I can see you, Jesus can see you too." repeats the parrot.
The burglar laughs, "Ha ha, so what? You're just a fuc*ing parrot!
Replies the parrot, "I may be a fuc*ing parrot, but Jesus is a fuc*ing doberman!"
2006-06-17 17:21:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny. But I already heard that joke. Only that the dog was a rotweiler and its name was God. and the burglar says: "WHo names a parrot Queen Elizabeth?"
"The same people that named the Rotweiler God."
And that's the version I heard.
2006-06-17 17:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pure Silver 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Repeatedly funny
2006-06-18 00:36:54 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best!
2006-06-18 00:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheehhe
extremlyyy funny
made my day thanx man
i stilll cant stop laughin
2006-06-18 01:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Why repeat?
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 00:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You already told this one, man.
2006-06-18 00:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one mate/....
2006-06-18 11:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Kabir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever parrot..........
2006-06-18 00:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by Deadly Nightshade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... good one, thanks for the laugh.
2006-06-18 00:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn funny!!!!!!!
2006-06-18 00:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by tobeornottobe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋