This is a joke i loved as a little kid, i realize it isn't very funny, but you'll have to bare with me...
There once was a cowboy walking on a dirt road. He walked and walked, until he finally came to an old ranch with a man walking his horse. The cowboy went upto the man and said, "how much for this here horse?" the man replied, "sorry, this horse isn't for sale, this horse use to belong to a preacher, he's a stubborn horse that only listens to certain commands...too hard to handle." The cowboy feeling rather cocky said, "i'm the best rider around this here parts, i'm sure i could handle this horse." The man said, "alright, suit youself, here are its commands: to go, you say 'Praise the Lord,' to stop, you say 'Amen.'" "Sounds simple enough" said the cowboy as he took the reigns of the horse. He payed the man, got onto his horse, said the command to go, and they galloped away. He rode his horse for some time now, until he saw a cliff up ahead.
2006-06-17
18:08:36
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