This is a joke i loved as a little kid, i realize it isn't very funny, but you'll have to bare with me...
There once was a cowboy walking on a dirt road. He walked and walked, until he finally came to an old ranch with a man walking his horse. The cowboy went upto the man and said, "how much for this here horse?" the man replied, "sorry, this horse isn't for sale, this horse use to belong to a preacher, he's a stubborn horse that only listens to certain commands...too hard to handle." The cowboy feeling rather cocky said, "i'm the best rider around this here parts, i'm sure i could handle this horse." The man said, "alright, suit youself, here are its commands: to go, you say 'Praise the Lord,' to stop, you say 'Amen.'" "Sounds simple enough" said the cowboy as he took the reigns of the horse. He payed the man, got onto his horse, said the command to go, and they galloped away. He rode his horse for some time now, until he saw a cliff up ahead.
2006-06-17 18:08:36 · 12 answers · asked by Olalalala 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
realizing he'd better slow down, he said to his horse, "whoa boy." The horse kept going, and he suddenly realized he needed to say the special command.They were now just 12 feet away from the cliff, "Whats the command!" he said franticly to himself...6 feet...2 feet...1 foot..."Amen!" He suddenly shouted, and the horse ammediately stopped. The cow boy sank back into his sadle with great relief and said "Praise the Lord!"
2006-06-17 18:11:47 · update #1
lol that's funny! it's hard to find funny, clean jokes! thanks, this one's cute :) have a nice day :)
2006-06-17 18:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i won't be able to get adequate of LazyTown, with the aid of fact Sporticus is so frickin' warm! He ought to do gymnastics and tumble into my mattress with that pretend moustache any time he needs! I additionally enjoyed The the opposite direction up instruct, yet i think of they have in user-friendly terms made 6 episodes. I actually despise Max and Ruby. Ruby is one bossy little b*tchy bunny. a delicate bulb will flow off in Max's head a sort of days and he's basically gonna snap her neck, and no person will blame him. My son likes Little Einsteins, Wow Wow Wubzy (i won't be able to stand that one the two), Thomas and acquaintances and Sesame highway.
2016-10-31 01:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by seelye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2006-06-17 18:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by jlthomas75844 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a lame, funny one 10/10
2006-06-17 18:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does lol mean and what does a notch mean some girl told me i was anotch and i gave her a dirty look and started walking away
2006-06-17 18:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-17 18:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AM I SUPPOSED TO laugh
2006-06-17 18:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one and do make me laugh.
thank.
2006-06-17 18:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny!
2006-06-17 18:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it......
2006-06-17 18:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by Betty Sue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋