about his cheating on her. She can't take it anymore so she grabs a knife, reaches over and cuts his penis off, throwing it out the window.
In the car behind them is a father and his four year old daughter driving in a car. The severed appendage hits the wind shield of the car and flys off.
His daughter says "Daddy did you see that?!"
He replys "Yeah, it was a big bug."
his daughter looks at him, looks at the wind shield and back at her father and says "That bug sure had a big penis didn't it dad?"
2006-06-16
08:44:31
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